Glenn Beck Takes A Commanding Lead In The Incoherence Olympics

To anyone who has been paying attention, Glenn Beck has never been one to put much emphasis on making sense when he delivers his hate-filled diatribes. Much more important to Beck is his focus on twisting unrelated sentence fragments into jumbles of conspiratorial nightmares that lead to the imminent extinction of all mankind.

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Last Friday Beck applied the full force of his dementia to cast President Obama as a foreign entity who “doesn’t know who Americans are.” But his spiel was so disjointed and incomprehensible it has to be heard to be believed.



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Let’s break it down. Beck starts out just mumbling without even completing his psycho thoughts.

There is a great desire…..[He never tells us what the desire is]
And this is why I think this president has missed the opportunity…..{He never reveals the nature of the opportunity]
Because he doesn’t know who Americans are. Just like he doesn’t really…..[Really what? Who knows? He doesn’t say]
He’s not a sports fan. He didn’t grow up here…..[And that’s relevant why?]
And that’s not a slam on him or anything else…..[Gee, I wonder what would be a slam]
He didn’t grow up here. He wasn’t immersed in the culture.

This would be a good time to point out that Obama did indeed grow up in America. While he spent four years in Indonesia between the ages of six and ten, the rest of the time was all in the good old U.S. of A. Plus, he was an avid sports fan and participant. But the wild allegation that Obama’s alleged foreignness is connected to a phony aversion to sports falls apart in Beck’s very next sentence when he say “I grew up here. I’m not a sports fan.” So Beck’s theory is that Obama is not a sports fan because he didn’t grow up here, even though he (Beck) did grow up here but is not himself a sports fan. What on earth is his point?

Beck goes on to fling rhetorical feces at Obama that make no sense and have no basis in reality:

“But I am a fan of the history of the country. I grew up here. And I was lucky enough to grow up in a family that appreciated the heritage of the United States of America. He didn’t. He grew up in a family that hated the United States of America and he has been surrounded by people who hate the United States of America. That’s not a slam on him, that’s a fact. It’s just a fact. So you wouldn’t expect him to be anything else.

“This country gave him the opportunity to go from a guy who grew up in Asia, surrounded by people who hated the country, to become the President of the United States. Now, I do contend that he didn’t earn that. I do contend that he was selected – that he was chosen by the Soroses of the world. That he didn’t earn that. He gave a good speech that I don’t know if he even wrote. He was a good speaker. He was somebody that everybody knew that you’ll get away with murder because he’s likeable and he’s black.”

That’s the whole ball of wax right there: he’s black. That’s what irks Beck and his cadre of racist, Teabagging cretins. Beck projects his own hatred on Obama and dispenses loopy theories about a man who so detests a country that he spends his life in the service of it and succeeds in rising to lead it. Beck permits himself to believe that George Soros has magical and omnipotent powers that enable him to chose American heads of state, which begs the question, why doesn’t he just do that all the time?

As usual, Beck can’t answer any of these questions. And his brain-dead followers will never even think of them. At this point, Beck’s dementia is so advanced that all we can do is sit back and be entertained – at least until he suffers a complete meltdown and explodes in a fiery ball of fear-dripping, Messianic goo. Let’s just hope he doesn’t take any innocent folks with him.

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8 thoughts on “Glenn Beck Takes A Commanding Lead In The Incoherence Olympics

  1. And this guy has a University? Or did it go out of business because even his listeners are not that stupid? My sister, 59 and a college graduate in CO, tells me I should listen to old Glenn, because “his predictions come true.” I don’t speak with her often, nor my youngest sister who also is an Obama hater and a Beck fan. Luckily, our 83 year old mother is progressive as hell, and doesn’t take any flack from either of them!

    • Beck’s university was a joke. It was just a few pages on his web site with articles by evangelical nutcases.

      Sorry about your sisters. It’s so sad when you lose family members that way. I wonder if she can name any prediction Beck made that ever came true.

      • A life long friend of mine was telling me about how much he approved of Glenn Beck a few years ago. I was a little shocked because I did not expect that from him. I started sending him your posts whenever you put one out there on Glenn Beck. It only took four or five of them to get him to change his mind on Beck. He was very impressed with your criticisms and, fortunately, had an open enough mind to consider your arguments. He doesn’t care much for Glenn Beck anymore.

        • That makes it all worth it. Thanks for this comment.

    • Sounds pretty sad – maybe you should avoid talking politics with your family…it’s not worth it if you can’t/won’t speak with them.

  2. Is he Rush’s son? It’s hard to tell them apart. This guy is so crazy he doesn’t even get it.
    I’m so sorry he has been given a place to spew his hate and bullshit all over the air waves. He’ll die of a heart attack as well as Rush from all their crap. Sad human being. Wish he’d do something worthwhile with his life rather than spew this nonsense. His family must be horrified.
    I know he is jealous of our President because Glen feels he should be President rather an an Asian. Too funny sometimes. When I need a laugh and look at those in denial, I come to Beck, he’s our man for giggles these days. Sad, but true. Go home and luck your ass, it’s all it’s good for.

  3. The problem with Glenn is that he believes his own delusions. It’s like the schizophrenic who hears voices and sees things no one else does. It doesn’t matter that they don’t exist in reality, in their mind it is real and that is all that matters to them. I would like to see Glenn and the President take a U.S. history test and see who does better. My money is on the President.

  4. I like how they just assert that a constitutional scholar and law professor hates America. Really? The president of the united states of America hates the united states of America? There’s just one problem with that…that’s fucking retarded. I’m so happy Glenn McCarthy, excuse me, Joe Beck knows so much about the president’s thoughts on the country that he competed for to lead. Seriously, you must be clinically retarded to buy into the idea that the potus hates the us.

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