In an unprecedented investigation, Stephen Colbert reveals the precise source of Glenn Beck’s unique brand of wisdom. C’mon, follow me…
If nothing else, this proves that Beck has shit for brains.
Stephen Colbert Rips Glenn Beck A New One
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I have nothing to add to this. I am simply determined to comment on every post you produce from now until the end of the NHL regular season. You are now openly informed of what, heretofore were my secret intentions. I suspect you now consider yourself the most unlucky man on the internet. I am pitiless
If your commenting in all of my posts makes me the most unlucky man on the internet, what does it make you? Hmmm?
A mild curse. Somewhere between an O’Reilly producer and the last guy at the party: I show up uninvited, you can’t get rid of me but my intentions are, if not benevolent at least non-destructive.
Rush Limbaugh is hateful. O’Reilly is stupid. Beck is simply insane.