Donald Trump’s Skin Is Thinner Than His Hair [Update: Trump Responds]

At the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, Seth Meyers mocked both President Obama and Donald Trump. Obama laughed heartily. Trump seethed openly. Clearly he can’t take joke.

Trump’s petulant absence of humor is funnier than Meyers’ jokes. This guy is so full of himself he doesn’t have the good sense to pretend to laugh even though he knows he is on camera. Obviously he is not accustomed to being the butt of jokes. Can you imagine if someone with his emotionally stunted temperament were president? If Sarkozy made a friendly wisecrack Trump would nuke Paris.

[Update] After proving at the dinner that he is an insufferable ass, Trump runs to Fox News this morning to whine to the Fox & Friends Day Care kids that it was a “liberal room” and then blasts Meyers:

“I thought Seth Meyers – his delivery frankly was not good. He’s a stutterer.”

Really? Now he’s resorting to playground taunts? What a pathetic display of immaturity. Trump was obviously unprepared for the attention and seems to believe that he’s unassailable. Before the dinner he was asked by ABC News if he thought that Obama would have any Trump jokes and he said “I wouldn’t think [Obama] would address me.” Good call, Kreskin. Then afterwords he lies saying “Well, I really understood what I was getting into.” Apparently not. And the lameness of his response escalated after that with a ludicrous stab at empathy with the economic travails of ordinary citizens:

“I was certainly in a certain way having a good time listening. I don’t think the American people are having a good time with $5 gas. I was thinking to myself as they were doing this, you know, the American people are really suffering and we’re all [having fun at a gala].”

That didn’t stop him from attending the gala. And if he was thinking about suffering Americans while cavorting with the politicians and celebrities at this event, what does he think about while lounging around in his penthouse or sailing his yacht? Does he really expect that he will be the candidate of the struggling masses when what he is best known for is firing people during a time of high unemployment? That should appeal to distressed voters.

How appropriate that his candidacy is being brought down by a comedian. He really is a joke.

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12 thoughts on “Donald Trump’s Skin Is Thinner Than His Hair [Update: Trump Responds]

  1. The President set him up, then Seth Meyers knocked Trump out of the running. The room ended up laughing at Trump, not with him.

    Trump is used to bowing & scrapping from all his employees. Then he either goes on FOX, to Americans for Prosperity dinners or events packed only w/ right wingers. The big boys outside his bubble pricked The Donald’s balloon tonight, & he didn’t look happy.

    Donald got reamed tonight….& reamed good!

  2. He will attack Seth Meyers as being a washed up nobody. Whenever someone criticizes or jokes about “The Donald” he goes after them personally. I think it is hilarious, if looks could kill Seth Meyers would not be alive today. Poor Donald, he can sure heap it on but when it’s the other way around, even a little, he can’t take it. It will be interesting to see what he says. If he is smart he won’t say a word about it.

  3. Barry’s Birth certificate listed his Father as “AFRICAN” but the problem with that is in the 60’s the word “NEGRO” or “NIGGER” was the common name for black people.

    • Well, today, as well as in the 60’s, “racist scumbag” is the common name for people like you.

      By the way, Obama’s father was not an American “negro,” he was an African visiting the U.S. to attend school, which is why it says that on the birth certificate.

      • Mark, fanned and faved. 🙂

        Dal, you’ve got nothing. What a lame ass comment. Everybody knew you birthers would find something wrong with President Obama’s birth certificate, whether it was the short form, long form, or tattooed on his chest. You know damn good and well the word “nigger” was not used on any legal forms. You just had to say it.
        Stop getting your talking points from fox news and crazy lady orly whatever, you racist fool. Reasonable, thinking people find you and your ilk ignorant and pathetic.

    • Don’t you have a sister or first cousin to marry or something?

  4. Obama laughed at himself and joked at his own expense, and even introduced a mock movie trailer about himself losing his teleprompter and being unable to finish a sentence.

  5. For Latinoss and Blacks: My entire family will be voting for Trump and not for Obama who has destroyed this country financially. Not to mention how the minorities in general, have suffered by the Obama administration. Obama promised transparency; instead he has been evasive about his birth certificate and everything else. Thank goodness for Donald Trump unveiling the truth. We urge all web developers to download the pdf file and open it in Adobe Illustrator. What you will find is more than a dozen layers that make up Obama’s birth certificate. In other words, the long birth certificate is fake. But this is the type of president that very few Americas want to run for President. While Obama has never run a business that has generated income or jobs, Donald Trump has been successful in both and is a multi-billionaire. Obama on the other hand and respectfully has only been a worker. This country needs the type of individual like Donald Trump to reconstruct this country and make it great again for all Americans. For those that thought that President Obama plays a fair game at the dinner, I was extremely embarrassed of this type of president and the people sitting there while Donald Trump was forced to be part of the audience. Talk about being a big hypocrite and bully. Last night’s dinner said it all. Look out for the millions of people voting for Trump. We urge all Latinos and Blacks to vote for Trump.

    • That’s hilarious. Look, if you’re gonna be a paid troll you better be more believable than that tripe. Minorities flocking to Trump???

      And if you’re looking for a successful businessman for president, do you really want one who has declared bankruptcy FOUR times?

      • Not to mention one who, in order to become successful, had to start with a $200 million bequest from “Daddy.”

    • …..He’s not going to run, let alone get the nomination. A scanned document used in a modern digital viewing program will automatically layer the document. It was a scanned photo of the certificate….why would layers make it fake? IT’S SCANNED. Even if it were faked digitally and THEN printed out and scanned again, it would still be A SCAN.

      …….How do they do it? Don’t they get sick of being purposefully stupid? How have they survived this long with things in the world like cars, and sharp eating utensils? It also must be uncomfortable to walk around with your pants on backwards. I…..just don’t understand. SLOW DOUBLE FACE PALM

  6. Lol I wanna see “Francesca’s” birth certificate…..

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