OK…I’m convinced. The recent ravings of former Saturday Night Live resident ditzy blond, Victoria Jackson, have to be part of the most deviously complex comedy hoax ever. Somewhere in a secret bunker Andy Kaufman is obviously plotting this whole thing out. Here is what she writes in her latest column for WorldNetDaily:
“Hitler, like Obama, was a “socialist” who came from a dysfunctional family, had a communist father who abused alcohol, womanized and sired several children from different mothers, had a white mother, suffered child abuse and neglect, moved often, lied about his birth and heritage, changed his name, was a narcissist, rose to power with the help of disreputable men, had the Rothschilds as financial backers, stirred up racial conflict and class warfare, wrote a biography about race at age 35, followed up with another book used to launch a political career, supported infanticide (partial-birth abortion), gave big speeches in stadiums, promised change and a new social order, had youth groups singing his praises, used propaganda, used voter fraud and intimidation, controlled the media, created “crises,” used a poor economy, hated Jews (Israel), pretended to be “Christian,” advocated population control and euthanasia, socialized medicine, formed a private army and then … killed his political opposition with his private army.
Well, I am Obama’s political opposition. That’s why I am concerned.”
That’s right. Victoria Jackson thinks Obama is going to kill her with his private army. BRAVO! That is some righteous comedy. I hope. Oh God, I hope.
Hitler also loved arugula.
This is what happens when people who once were kind of funny (and who still actually think they are) panic and grab for anything that might be able to help them pay their bills. Witness Joe Piscopo (fitness and Sinatra), Dennis Miller (whining to Bill O’Reilly), Eddie Murphy (most of his movies without, weirdly enough, Judge Reinhold) and the above Ms. Jackson. (Also, for a short time, Grace Slick with the Jefferson Starship thing). Thing is, can one really blame them for trying to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table? I can’t. I don’t like what they do or how they do it, but why should they care what I think? If they get a paycheck for doing something, then maybe that’s enough.
World Net Daily? While I agree that Ms. Jackson couldn’t think her way out of a paper bag, her venue is considered the “lunatic fringe” even by Bachman and Palin supporters. What’s odd is that she rails about “propaganda” from that perch.
I used to think she was just “acting” dumb. I stand corrected.
She’s married to a fireman. I wonder if she thinks his pension & wages are the reason for the economic crisis.
God help the poor man.
And I thought the cuckoo net closed down. It looks like they left an inmate behind.