Sarah Palin Is Pissed That She Couldn’t Get A Date For The Nerd Prom

It’s hard to even know where to begin to respond to this:

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin calling anybody else pathetic is a textbook example of Acute Delusional Projection. But for her to direct that criticism at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner that she herself has been affiliated with in the past reflects her envy and bitterness that she is now such a washed up old Tea Hag that no one will pay her any attention unless she belches out idiotic tripe like this Tweet. (And I’m happy to oblige).

Palin hilariously includes herself among those Americans who are “working our asses off.” But she’s best known for having quit her job as governor half way through her term so that she could take a cushy million dollar job at Fox News spewing poorly reasoned diatribes once or twice a week in something that sounded a little like third-grade English. To add to her ass-load of work she had a book ghost-written for her and she hosted a reality cable TV show. Well, her show was canceled after tanking in the ratings and Fox declined to renew her contract. Today she has no visible means of support other than her Super PAC that scams donations from misguided Teabaggers.

All in all, her criticism is preposterous. She thinks that it’s inappropriate, in these challenging times, to have any fun and that hard-working Americans are all off somewhere stewing in their misery. Sarah Palin must not know any hard-working people. She clearly doesn’t have the foggiest notion herself of what it means to work hard. However, she does know something about being pathetic.

Here are a couple of choice moments from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

Obama dings Fox News:

Obama-Satan

Conan Dings Justice Scalia (sitting with Bill O’Reilly).

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5 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Is Pissed That She Couldn’t Get A Date For The Nerd Prom

  1. Sarah’s been reduced to trolling for attention, like Ann Coulter. Of course, she’s seldom been more than that, but now it’s all she’s got.

  2. Palin is hilariously pathetic. I seem to remember her smirking around WHCD after parties
    in oversized shoes. What a whiner. She’s just pissed no one mentioned her skanky name.
    She’ll be sitting in her house in a mustard stained tank top with scuffed house shoes, sucking down Red Bull in screaming about how she wasn’t invited to the local PTA meeting.

    • PTA? You’re assuming one of her children attends school in the same state she is in. If anyone goes to the PTA meetings, it’s Auntie Heather, who is now evidently the real mom to the younger kids. Guess Bristol got tired of babysitting.

  3. For a woman with young children, her swearing is nasty. Such a fine role model for the youth of America. No job, nothing nice to say about anyone, and the reason she has no backside is not due to hard work (she even cheats in marathons.) By the way, Sarah, did you have a backache after that Vegas speech? Must have been tough trying to support that blowup rack you were sporting under that sweater. And this hard-working American (I have had jobs since I was 15 and am now 60) is sick to death of your lies and faux outrage. Get a real job and then tell us how hard your millionaire, two mansion, free childcare, jet-setting life has been. Cry me a river, honey. I’d call you what I really think you are, but I try NOT to swear.

  4. I guess no one else got the memo that after Obama’s re-election there would be no more WHCDs? I guess that just shows the incompetence of Washington that Sarah was trying to illuminate for all our benefits. Her tweet truly shows that she is a completely hateful, bitter person devoid of any positive or compelling traits! She is incapable of any kind of diplomatic conversation.

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