{"id":1004,"date":"2008-08-05T16:37:50","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T23:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2008-08-05T16:37:50","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T23:37:50","slug":"paris-hilton-will-see-you-at-the-debate-bitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1004","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton Will See You At The Debate, Bitches"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, I think I’ve just totally changed my opinion of Paris Hilton. This video is “hot!”<\/em><\/p>\n

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OK, I think I’ve just totally changed my opinion of Paris Hilton. 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