{"id":10550,"date":"2013-09-15T17:02:57","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T00:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10550"},"modified":"2013-09-15T17:02:57","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T00:02:57","slug":"glenn-beck-takes-a-commanding-lead-in-the-incoherence-olympics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10550","title":{"rendered":"Glenn Beck Takes A Commanding Lead In The Incoherence Olympics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To anyone who has been paying attention, Glenn Beck has never been one to put much emphasis on making sense when he delivers his hate-filled diatribes. Much more important to Beck is his focus on twisting unrelated sentence fragments into jumbles of conspiratorial nightmares that lead to the imminent extinction of all mankind.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Humor\/jesus-beck-1.jpg\" alt=\"Glenn Beck\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday Beck applied the full force of his dementia to cast President Obama as a foreign entity who <em>&#8220;doesn&#8217;t know who Americans are.&#8221;<\/em> But his spiel was so disjointed and incomprehensible it has to be heard to be believed.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PjEvIGNV98k\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/News-Corpse\/117899091558228?v=wall\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Like me on Facebook\">Be Sure To \u201cLIKE\u201d News Corpse On Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s break it down. Beck starts out just mumbling without even completing his psycho thoughts.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There is a great desire&#8230;..<em>[He never tells us what the desire is]<\/em><br \/>\nAnd this is why I think this president has missed the opportunity&#8230;..<em>{He never reveals the nature of the opportunity]<\/em><br \/>\nBecause he doesn&#8217;t know who Americans are. Just like he doesn&#8217;t really&#8230;..<em>[Really what? Who knows? He doesn&#8217;t say]<\/em><br \/>\nHe&#8217;s not a sports fan. He didn&#8217;t grow up here&#8230;..<em>[And that&#8217;s relevant why?]<\/em><br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s not a slam on him or anything else&#8230;..<em>[Gee, I wonder what would be a slam]<\/em><br \/>\nHe didn&#8217;t grow up here. He wasn&#8217;t immersed in the culture.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This would be a good time to point out that Obama did indeed grow up in America. While he spent four years in Indonesia between the ages of six and ten, the rest of the time was all in the good old U.S. of A. Plus, he was an avid sports fan and participant. But the wild allegation that Obama&#8217;s alleged foreignness is connected to a phony aversion to sports falls apart in Beck&#8217;s very next sentence when he say <em>&#8220;I grew up here. I&#8217;m not a sports fan.&#8221;<\/em> So Beck&#8217;s theory is that Obama is not a sports fan because he didn&#8217;t grow up here, even though he (Beck) did grow up here but is not himself a sports fan. What on earth is his point?<\/p>\n<p>Beck goes on to fling rhetorical feces at Obama that make no sense and have no basis in reality:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;But I am a fan of the history of the country. I grew up here. And I was lucky enough to grow up in a family that appreciated the heritage of the United States of America. He didn&#8217;t. He grew up in a family that hated the United States of America and he has been surrounded by people who hate the United States of America. That&#8217;s not a slam on him, that&#8217;s a fact. It&#8217;s just a fact. So you wouldn&#8217;t expect him to be anything else.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This country gave him the opportunity to go from a guy who grew up in Asia, surrounded by people who hated the country, to become the President of the United States. Now, I do contend that he didn&#8217;t earn that. I do contend that he was selected &#8211; that he was chosen by the Soroses of the world. That he didn&#8217;t earn that. He gave a good speech that I don&#8217;t know if he even wrote. He was a good speaker. He was somebody that everybody knew that you&#8217;ll get away with murder because he&#8217;s likeable and he&#8217;s black.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s the whole ball of wax right there: he&#8217;s black. That&#8217;s what irks Beck and his cadre of racist, Teabagging cretins. Beck projects his own hatred on Obama and dispenses loopy theories about a man who so detests a country that he spends his life in the service of it and succeeds in rising to lead it. Beck permits himself to believe that George Soros has magical and omnipotent powers that enable him to chose American heads of state, which begs the question, why doesn&#8217;t he just do that all the time?<\/p>\n<p>As usual, Beck can&#8217;t answer any of these questions. And his brain-dead followers will never even think of them. At this point, Beck&#8217;s dementia is so advanced that all we can do is sit back and be entertained &#8211; at least until he suffers a complete meltdown and explodes in a fiery ball of fear-dripping, Messianic goo. Let&#8217;s just hope he doesn&#8217;t take any innocent folks with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To anyone who has been paying attention, Glenn Beck has never been one to put much emphasis on making sense when he delivers his hate-filled diatribes. Much more important to Beck is his focus on twisting unrelated sentence fragments into jumbles of conspiratorial nightmares that lead to the imminent extinction of all mankind. Last Friday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Glenn Beck Takes A Commanding Lead In The Incoherence Olympics","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[183,44],"class_list":["post-10550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-barack-obama","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2Ka","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24212,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=24212","url_meta":{"origin":10550,"position":0},"title":"Glenn Beck&#8217;s 2014: The Year Beck Admitted That He&#8217;s Crazy","author":"Mark NC","date":"12\/30\/2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Anyone who has spent any time observing Glenn Beck already knew that his mind was severely diseased. 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Every show has to reveal a conspiracy\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1376,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1376","url_meta":{"origin":10550,"position":3},"title":"I Have Here In My Hand A List Of Names&#8230;","author":"Mark NC","date":"8\/25\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"On day two of Glenn Beck's week long special \"The New Republic,\" Beck extends his diatribe against the Obama czars. On the first day he focused extensively on Van Jones, who was a co-founder of Color of Change, the group spearheading the Beck advertiser boycott (coincidence?). 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