{"id":10635,"date":"2013-09-30T17:43:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T00:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10635"},"modified":"2016-07-06T13:36:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:36:55","slug":"gretchen-carlson-not-naked-in-fox-news-debut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10635","title":{"rendered":"Gretchen Carlson Not Naked In Fox News Debut"},"content":{"rendered":"

BREAKING (7\/6\/2016):<\/strong> Gretchen Carlson Sues Fox News CEO Over Pervasive Sexual Harassment<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Moving up from her previous assignment on the Fox & Friends couch, Gretchen Carlson’s new afternoon program on Fox News premiered today with something of a disappointment for the old, white, male, Christian, Tea Partiers who dominate the Fox audience.<\/p>\n

Earlier this month Carlson teased<\/a> the launch of her new show, “The Real Story”<\/em> during a an interview with her former co-host Brian Kilmeade on his radio show. The discussion took a lascivious turn when Carlson announced that “pants were not allowed on Fox & Friends.”<\/em> She later chided Kilmeade saying that “You always liked to be shirtless. Sometimes you actually suggested that for me.”<\/em><\/p>\n

If that saucy exchange didn’t get blood pumping in the Viagra-stuffed Fox watchers, what came next would surely guarantee a anxious tune-in bonanza for Carlson’s debut.<\/p>\n

Carlson:<\/strong> You never know what I\u2019m going to show up in. I\u2019m busy putting it all together and so, you know, I might forget my clothes the first day.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Unfortunately for all the Fox pervs who made a point of flipping over to Fox for Carlson’s virgin outing, she showed up fully clothed and sitting behind a desk that obstructed much of the view that fans had become accustomed to on the Fox & Friends furniture. Sometimes the temptation even proved too much for her co-workers.<\/p>\n

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As for the program itself, Carlson managed to book both Donald Trump and Sarah Palin to spice up the first day. Needless to say, her guests insured that the program would have the same low standards for substance, depth, and newsworthiness that she demonstrated on her old show. Trump pretended that he would be able to negotiate a solution to the shutdown crisis, but offered no specifics on how. Palin unleashed her patented word-salad jumble of incoherence that was peppered with insults to the President and anyone else with whom she disagrees.<\/p>\n