{"id":10684,"date":"2013-10-09T12:15:37","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10684"},"modified":"2013-10-09T12:15:37","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:15:37","slug":"glenn-beck-issues-another-end-of-world-proclamation-with-secret-proof-coming-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=10684","title":{"rendered":"Glenn Beck Issues Another End-Of-World Proclamation With Secret Proof Coming Soon"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I had a dime for every time that Glenn Beck has frantically declared that the world is coming to end, I’d be able to buy a first-class ticket to Valhalla.<\/p>\n

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And once again, on his program yesterday (video below), Beck revealed that he has confirmed evidence that it is all over for America:<\/p>\n

“It is shocking, what they’re doing. SHOCKING! It is the end of the total transformation. I’m telling you, it’s like the end The Eye of Moloch. It is total transformation. […] The information I got – it is already done. It’s not like they’re putting it together. It’s already done, and it is horrifying. […] You won’t believe it when I tell you. You won’t believe it. Because it is exactly that. It is ‘yep, your country is done. Meet the new one.’ It’s amazing.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There you have it. Make your amends with God and kiss your family goodbye. This isn’t a warning of some prospective horror, it is already a done deal. It is so terrifying that it reminds Beck of the end of his own apocalyptic book “The Eye Of Moloch.”<\/em> (Isn’t that convenient?) And whatever it is, Beck has proof that he will deliver when the time is right.<\/p>\n

The only part of Beck’s alarm that makes sense is when he says that “You won’t believe it when I tell you.”<\/em> Indeed. At least if you are not certifiably psychotic. Because this isn’t the first time Beck has warned of imminent doom with a promise of evidence to follow. There was the time that he promised info that would “Bring Down The Whole Power Structure.”<\/em><\/a> He ranted that…<\/p>\n

“This country is, I believe, going to be rocked in the next 24 hours with some things that are going on in Washington and beyond that we found out about yesterday. And we will be telling you in great detail in the next 24 hours.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Twenty four hours later it was like Beck never said a word about it. He produced no details and didn’t even bring up the subject again. The same thing happened when he said that would he break the “Most Important Story In History.”<\/em><\/a> This travesty prompted Beck to predict dire consequences:<\/p>\n

“Our president, this administration, the Department of Homeland Security, and everything else \u2013 how they have covered this up, how they have aided and abetted this guy \u2013 is obscene, it\u2019s criminal, it is out of control. And when America knows the full story on this, if she doesn\u2019t stand up and, quite honestly, demand impeachment and the mass firing \u2013 if not shutting down \u2013 of agencies, we don\u2019t stand a chance.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Once again, Beck failed to follow up this disturbing revelation with proof as he promised. And this is the guy who inexplicably whines when people call him a conspiracy theorist. That is, when he isn’t falsely asserting that “I\u2019ve Never Been Called A Conspiracy Theorist In My Life.”<\/em><\/a> I previously cataloged a collection of Beck’s end times predictions that he referred to as “The Perfect Storm,”<\/a> something he claimed had arrived to cause devastating destruction numerous times. Somehow, we’re still here.<\/p>\n

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If I were you I wouldn’t wait around for Beck to confirm his latest prophecy. But if you you’re looking some first-class absurdist comedy, you can’t beat Beck for laying on the crackpottery extra thick.<\/p>\n