{"id":11553,"date":"2014-02-20T14:47:58","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T22:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=11553"},"modified":"2015-07-20T09:03:19","modified_gmt":"2015-07-20T16:03:19","slug":"sarah-palin-if-hes-good-enough-for-ted-nugent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=11553","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin: If He&#8217;s Good Enough For Ted Nugent&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t heard much from Tea Party queen Sarah Palin lately. That may explain why she is now taking desperate measures to draw attention to herself.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/GOP\/palin-nugent-abbott.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Palin\" width=\"500\" height=\"317\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11554\" \/><br \/>\n<center>Shameless Self-Promotion:<br \/>\nGet the acclaimed ebook <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/UPoI6a\" target=\"_blank\">Fox Nation vs. Reality<\/a> today at Amazon<\/center><\/p>\n<p>In the state of Texas there is a budding gubernatorial contest that is certain to make waves. Democrats are likely to nominate State Senator Wendy Davis who rose to prominence during a heated state senate session where Republicans sought to ram through a legislative package that would have severely hampered access to reproductive health clinics for women in the state. Davis led a filibuster that, at least temporarily, blocked the legislation.<\/p>\n<p>On the other side, Republicans are leaning toward the current state Attorney General, Greg Abbott, who is an arch-conservative Tea Party candidate with some unsavory friends. One of those friends is aging schlock-rocker Ted Nugent. When news broke that Nugent would appear on the campaign trail with Abbott, the candidate was forced to respond to critics who questioned how he could share the podium with a hostile, foul-mouthed, misogynistic, hate monger, who recently called President Obama a <em>&#8220;subhuman mongrel.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is where Palin comes in with an endorsement for Abbott. But in her Facebook post she didn&#8217;t enumerate Abbott&#8217;s qualifications for the governorship. She didn&#8217;t reel off a list of accomplishments as Attorney General. She didn&#8217;t even praise his personal set of values that are aligned so closely to Palin and her Teabaggery. Nope. All she said was&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If he is good enough for Ted Nugent, he is good enough for me!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s an astonishingly low bar for someone who wants to be governor. But it is about as high as Palin can see. You may recall that her own turn at governing a state ended when she quit midway through her first term after being resoundingly bitch-slapped by America in her bid to move to Washington, D.C. But to cite Ted Nugent&#8217;s support as a reason to back Abbott stretches the boundaries of sanity. Essentially Palin is saying that if Abbott is good enough for a draft-dodging, pedophile, who has publicly advocated violence against his political foes (especially women), then she is all for him. Here is an example of the kind of vision that Palin admires in Nugent:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I vow that I will use our freedom to get these dirty c*ck-suckers out of the White House. The president is a bad man. The vice president is a bad man. They\u2019re all bad people. If you don\u2019t get that, you\u2019re a dead motherf*cker.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And if that doesn&#8217;t set your heart to palpitating, how about this (video below)&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was in Chicago last week I said, &#8216;Hey Obama, you might want to suck on one of these, you punk?&#8217; Obama, he\u2019s a piece of sh*t and I told him to suck on one of my machine guns. Let\u2019s hear it for him. I was in New York and I said, &#8216;Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset you worthless bitch.&#8217; Since I\u2019m in California, I\u2019m gonna find Barbara Boxer she might wanna suck on my machine guns. Hey, Dianne Feinstein, ride one of these you worthless whore.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KQJ396aSU2M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the level of citizenship and patriotism that Sarah Palin regards as so exemplary that she would base her support for the governor of Texas on the favorable assessment of the crackpot who spewed it. It just shows how low these cretins will stoop to garner the support of even the most repulsive wing of their wretched party. We can only hope that the people of Texas are paying close attention and will look to a more respectable source for advice on who should be their next governor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t heard much from Tea Party queen Sarah Palin lately. That may explain why she is now taking desperate measures to draw attention to herself. Shameless Self-Promotion: Get the acclaimed ebook Fox Nation vs. Reality today at Amazon In the state of Texas there is a budding gubernatorial contest that is certain to make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Sarah Palin: If He's Good Enough For Ted Nugent...","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[152,1,16],"tags":[381,77],"class_list":["post-11553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-election","category-general","category-wankery","tag-sarah-palin","tag-ted-nugent"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-nugent-abbott.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-30l","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1631,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1631","url_meta":{"origin":11553,"position":0},"title":"Sarah Palin And Glenn Beck Tarnish The Time 100","author":"Mark NC","date":"4\/29\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Time Magazine once again brings us their list of the 100 most influential people of the year. 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