In an unprecedented investigation, Stephen Colbert reveals the precise source of Glenn Beck’s unique brand of wisdom. C’mon, follow me…<\/p>\n
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If nothing else, this proves that Beck has shit for brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In an unprecedented investigation, Stephen Colbert reveals the precise source of Glenn Beck’s unique brand of wisdom. 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