{"id":1234,"date":"2009-04-01T11:57:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T18:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2009-04-01T15:15:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T22:15:45","slug":"david-letterman-and-the-goon-bill-oreilly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1234","title":{"rendered":"David Letterman And The Goon: Bill O’Reilly"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The latest installment of the ongoing episodic series, Letterman and the Goon, aired last night, and the madcap misadventures of this odd couple didn’t fail to entertain. The program began with David Letterman revealing how the show got it’s name when he told Bill O’Reilly that…<\/p>\n

“I’ve always thought of you as a goon”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

From there it segued into an endearing scene that demonstrated the touching bond between the two men, with Letterman obviously lying as he told O’Reilly that…<\/p>\n

“You’re too smart to believe what you say.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That compassionate attempt to spare the feelings of O’Reilly certainly drew a few tears from viewers (or at least Glenn Beck). Everyone knows, of course, that O’Reilly isn’t that smart at all, and likely believes everything he says, no matter how dishonest. But Letterman took the high road on behalf of his friend, just as he did when O’Reilly hilariously declared himself to be a journalist:<\/p>\n

O’Reilly<\/strong>: “Glenn Beck is a talk show host. Rush Limbaugh is a talk show host.”<\/span>
\nLetterman<\/strong>: “What are you?”<\/span>
\nO’Reilly<\/strong>: “I’m a journalist.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And how do we know that O’Reilly is a journalist? Because he “got a degree”<\/em> that he “paid a lot of money for.”<\/em> Well, that settles it then.<\/p>\n

The pair did endure a bit of drama when Letterman raised the specter of Al Franken. O’Reilly tried to dodge the issue, saying…<\/p>\n

“I’m gonna recuse myself because I don’t like Al Franken and it’s not fair to me to go on and say bad things about him and I don’t want to do that.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Letterman challenged that position, pointing out that O’Reilly says bad things about people he doesn’t like all the time. O’Reilly insisted that it happens “very rarely.”<\/em> By very rarely, he must have meant just about every night. Not only does O’Reilly frequently bash his perceived enemies (just ask Sean Penn, Helen Thomas, Jeffrey Immelt, the Dixie Chicks, and any of the hundreds he has labeled “Pinheads”<\/em>), he has been particularly hard on Franken<\/a>:<\/p>\n