{"id":13,"date":"2004-09-07T22:27:42","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T05:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=13"},"modified":"2007-06-26T10:53:42","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T17:53:42","slug":"the-simple-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"The Simple Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming this Fall on Fox<\/b><\/p>\n

They’re rich. They’re sexy. They’re totally OUT-OF-CONTROL!<\/b><\/p>\n

Be sure not to miss any of the outrageous antics as Jenna and Barbara try to fit in with the common folk. It’s a laugh riot that will leave you in stitches.<\/p>\n

Next week’s episode:<\/strong> The Bush twins invade Iraq. Performing their patriotic duty, the girls enlist in the Air Force and, like their father, spend more time in the hot tub than in uniform. As daddy taught them, “If we don’t party over there they’ll bring the party here. And then we’ll have to clean up afterwards”<\/em><\/p>\n

Only on FOX<\/b>
\n[and on Crass Commerce<\/a>]<\/p>\n


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Coming this Fall on Fox They’re rich. They’re sexy. They’re totally OUT-OF-CONTROL! Be sure not to miss any of the outrageous antics as Jenna and Barbara try to fit in with the common folk. It’s a laugh riot that will leave you in stitches. Next week’s episode: The Bush twins invade Iraq. 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