{"id":1338,"date":"2009-07-18T11:33:40","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T18:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2009-07-18T14:05:18","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T21:05:18","slug":"happy-birthday-news-corpse-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1338","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, News Corpse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/nc-Birthday-5.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Another year has come and gone<br \/>\nAnd now you have reached five<br \/>\nAnd though at times is has been hard<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ve managed to survive.<\/p>\n<p>If there is one thing that is sure<br \/>\nAlong the path we went<br \/>\nWe no longer bear the shame<br \/>\nOf an idiotic President<\/p>\n<p>Woo Hoo, Baby!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year has come and gone And now you have reached five And though at times is has been hard you&#8217;ve managed to survive. If there is one thing that is sure Along the path we went We no longer bear the shame Of an idiotic President Woo Hoo, Baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-lA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}