{"id":1432,"date":"2009-10-23T12:39:15","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T19:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2009-10-23T13:31:25","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T20:31:25","slug":"roger-ailes-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"Roger Ailes For President?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mike Allen at Politico is reporting that<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“Friends and associates are encouraging Fox News chief Roger Ailes to jump into the political arena for real by running for president in 2012”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I am at a near loss for words. The only thing I can think of to say (when I stop laughing) is, “How can I help?”<\/em><\/p>\n

The prospect of an Ailes candidacy would be a dream come true. Just imagining that corpulent hulk on the campaign trail sends shivers of joy through me. This is the man who gave us Richard Nixon. This is the man who produced the Rush Limbaugh show that failed miserably in TV syndication. Ailes is a creature of the media. His entire professional life has been dedicated to propaganda. He may be able to hammer together an effective media campaign from time to time, but he has never had much of a public presence and his appeal on that basis is on a par with Dick Cheney.<\/p>\n

The ramifications of Candidate Ailes are numerous and exhilarating. Who would he choose for a running mate? Sarah Palin? Michele Bachmann? Glenn Beck? And what would his cabinet look like? A bunch of aging white men surrounded by anchor babes in short skirts? As Secretary of State, Bill O’Reilly could shout down world leaders and issue directives detailing which foreign diplomats were pinheads. Press Secretary Hannity would make certain that nothing but the right lies and innuendo emanate from the White House.<\/p>\n

It’s interesting that this ludicrous notion is being floated just as the press is wallowing in a fabricated war between the White House and Fox News. It seems to me that having the head of Fox drafted as an opponent to the President seals the case that Fox itself is an opponent of the President and, therefore, not a credible news enterprise.<\/p>\n

The article in Politico asserts that Ailes “has an aggessive [sic], winning personality….”<\/em> That appears to be the opinion of the article’s author, Mike Allen, who cites Ailes pal Frank Luntz for confirmation. Allen also says that the talk about Ailes running is “based on more than mere speculation.”<\/em> However, there is nothing but speculation in the column. There is no quote from Ailes, or anyone close to him, that affirmatively addresses the question of his running or even thinking about it.<\/p>\n

This idea is so patently absurd that you have to wonder who’s behind it. What motives would the rest of the “friends and associates”<\/em> Allen references have? And why would they want to remain anonymous? It’s not as if this is an insult to Ailes. Allen doesn’t bother to reveal his sources, but I have it on good authority that Allen was seen having lunch with Richard Heene, of Balloon Boy fame.<\/p>\n

Is Ailes running for president? Is Politico being punked? Is that a balloon over the White House with an old fat guy hanging out of it? I think Glenn Beck is hard at work connecting dots that prove that Obama and ACORN are behind an effort to sink Ailes’ campaign before it has even begun. And the madness goes on…..<\/p>\n

[Update<\/a>] Allen is now reporting that Ailes laughed off the entreaties that he run for president.<\/p>\n

“Ailes replied when asked about the possibility, according to the aide: ‘This country needs fair and balanced news more now than ever before, so I’m going to decline a run for the presidency.'”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If Ailes believes that the country needs fair and balanced news more now than ever before, does that mean he’s going to shut down Fox News?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mike Allen at Politico is reporting that: “Friends and associates are encouraging Fox News chief Roger Ailes to jump into the political arena for real by running for president in 2012” I am at a near loss for words. The only thing I can think of to say (when I stop laughing) is, “How can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[152,1,15],"tags":[33,662,561,663,143],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election","category-general","category-humor","tag-fox-news","tag-mike-allen","tag-politico","tag-richard-heene","tag-roger-ailes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-n6","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4501,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4501","url_meta":{"origin":1432,"position":0},"title":"Understatement Of The Year: Sarah Palin Is An Idiot","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/23\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"In an article published in New York Magazine, Roger Ailes, CEO of Fox News is reported to have told colleagues that he thinks Sarah Palin is an idiot and unhelpful to the conservative movement. 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