{"id":1456,"date":"2009-11-13T11:09:49","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T19:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2009-11-13T11:13:06","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T19:13:06","slug":"the-gospel-according-to-beck-destruction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1456","title":{"rendered":"The Gospel According To Beck: Destruction"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heed ye the call and come unto the word of FOX. Herewith are more revelations as revealed by Glenn Beck in the divine Gospel According to Beck<\/a>*:<\/p>\n

2:1)<\/strong> You’re gonna see a black and white world, man, that is nothing but destruction and ugly<\/strong>.<\/span>
\n2:2)<\/strong> I don’t know why no one else will tell you<\/strong> the truth about these things. I don’t know and I don’t care<\/strong>. All I I know is they are all there. Embedded in each one of these bills, in plain sight.<\/span>
\n2:3)<\/strong> Barack Obama and Congress are selling you a bill of goods. It is only when you take down the mask of sunshine and lollipops<\/strong> that you will see the real thing – the real image.<\/span>
\n2:4)<\/strong> Destruction<\/strong>. These bills are creating the path to America’s destruction. How many months ago did I say “Please, please America, don’t debate, don’t compromise on these things.”<\/strong><\/em>.<\/span>
\n2:5)<\/strong> There are things in these bills that you don’t even know. They’re building a machine<\/strong> and they’re about to turn the darn thing on. You don’t compromise on your destruction.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Once again, Beck is the only one who can see the danger that lies ahead. He is the only one with the courage to warn us that we are on a path to destruction. And you do not compromise on destruction. You do not even debate. It doesn’t matter if you know what you’re talking about. You do not need to know – or care. Just listen to Beck. He sees the things that are hidden in plain sight. He is your light and your guide.<\/p>\n

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* These are the actual words of Glenn Beck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heed ye the call and come unto the word of FOX. Herewith are more revelations as revealed by Glenn Beck in the divine Gospel According to Beck*: 2:1) You’re gonna see a black and white world, man, that is nothing but destruction and ugly. 2:2) I don’t know why no one else will tell you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15,16],"tags":[671,33,44],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-wankery","tag-beckspell","tag-fox-news","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-nu","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2905,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=2905","url_meta":{"origin":1456,"position":0},"title":"Glenn Beck Says Glenn Beck Devalues Humankind","author":"Mark NC","date":"10\/6\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"In an epic rant about how progressives are plotting to engage in all manner of mischief if they don't get what they want, Glenn Beck revealed something about himself that is far more enlightening than his routine delusional obsession with left-wing radicals. 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