{"id":1458,"date":"2009-11-14T16:46:49","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T00:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1458"},"modified":"2010-02-09T11:55:44","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T19:55:44","slug":"boldfresh-the-bill-oreillyglenn-beck-idiots-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1458","title":{"rendered":"Bold\/Fresh? The Bill O’Reilly\/Glenn Beck Idiots Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the O’Reilly Factor yesterday, the big news was released that Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck will be taking to the road for a major entertainment event: The Bold & Fresh Tour.<\/p>\n

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It sounds like the launch of a new laundry detergent to me. But no – this is the Tea Bagger equivalent of the Grateful Dead. This national extravaganza will march across this great nation from Westbury, NY, to Tampa, FL, to North Charleston, SC, to Norfolk, VA to … well actually, that’s the whole thing. Four cities in seven days. It’s gonna be WILD! As it says on BoldFreshTour.com…<\/p>\n

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“It’s an event that makes professional wrestling seem like a night at the opera.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now that’s<\/em> exciting! This will not be just another evening of inspiring music, compelling drama, extraordinary talent, and cultural enrichment. Hell no! It will be a sweaty brawl with two of America’s premiere purveyors of slack-jawed invective, spitting furiously at each other in their phony, choreographed dance of dimwitted arrogance. Either that or a Marx Brothers movie.<\/p>\n

The announcement last night revealed the name of the tour as the Bold & Fresh Tour. Then the fireworks started as Beck pretended to be bothered by the fact that the tour was named for O’Reilly’s book instead of his own. I’m inclined to agree with Beck. They definitely should have used Beck’s book for the name of this tour. It is so much more accurate to promote this as the “Arguing With Idiots”<\/em> tour. But that would have been a bit more honesty than this clod couple could muster.<\/p>\n

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