{"id":1538,"date":"2010-01-27T14:59:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T22:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2010-07-12T13:47:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T20:47:27","slug":"go-back-to-sleep-glenn-beck-will-watch-out-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1538","title":{"rendered":"Go Back To Sleep. Glenn Beck Will Watch Out For You."},"content":{"rendered":"

I am so sorry but I JUST HAVE TO SCREAM!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m watching Glenn Beck (don’t ask) and he’s talking about how whatever Obama is going to say tonight it is a lie (© Joe Wilson) – even though he hasn’t said anything yet.<\/p>\n

Then Beck says this:<\/p>\n

“You don’t even have to watch the State of the Union. I’ll watch it for you.”<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

NO THANKS, Glenn!<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is exactly the sort of mindless, groupthink that results in Fox viewers’ blind loyalty<\/a> to the network and its cult-driven ratings. To think that he would be so brazen as to advise his disciples to wallow in ignorance and to just let him interpret everything for them is astonishing, even for Beck.<\/p>\n

This is the last step in a progression toward total hypnotic control by fascist media. Television really is the opiate of the masses, and now it is prepared to take over all of your remaining cognitive capability. Just tune out everything but Fox News. They will let you know if anything important happens and what it means.<\/p>\n

Ignoramus Uber Alles!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am so sorry but I JUST HAVE TO SCREAM!!! I’m watching Glenn Beck (don’t ask) and he’s talking about how whatever Obama is going to say tonight it is a lie (© Joe Wilson) – even though he hasn’t said anything yet. Then Beck says this: “You don’t even have to watch the State […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,16],"tags":[33,44],"class_list":["post-1538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-wankery","tag-fox-news","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-oO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3229,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=3229","url_meta":{"origin":1538,"position":0},"title":"ANNOUNCING Glenn Beck Unhinged: The Web Site","author":"Mark NC","date":"11\/17\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Today is the official launch of the latest News Corpse production that is predicted to alter the course human civilization: Glenn Beck Unhinged: A compendium of crazy\/hate speech from America's #1 fear mongering tele-pundit\/pastor. 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