“We will be so tired. But when we put our head down on our pillow to go to sleep again that night, we can be happy because we know tomorrow it will again be morning in America.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Awesome! We can all be happy because after we go to bed at night we will wake up and it will be morning. Who’da thunk? The problem is that Beck’s morning after is a continuation of the nightmare:<\/p>\n
“It just happens to be kind of a head-pounding, hung-over, vomiting-for-four-hours kind of morning in America. And it’s shaping up to be kind of a nasty day.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Thanks for the inspirational sermon, Glenn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just thought I’d leave you with some of the wit and wisdom of Glenn Beck at CPAC. I am so tempted to leave the rest of this post blank, but….. The man who identifies himself as a rodeo clown also says this: “America is not a clown show. America is not a circus. 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