{"id":1600,"date":"2010-03-25T10:55:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T17:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1600"},"modified":"2010-03-25T14:34:05","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T21:34:05","slug":"sarah-palin-headed-for-discovery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1600","title":{"rendered":"Myth Blusters: Sarah Palin Headed For Discovery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The news that Sarah Palin&#8217;s Alaska has been picked up by the Discovery Channel should not come as a surprise to astute observers. After all, there are great opportunities for synergy with other Discovery properties.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, Discovery has been on the forefront of environmental education. They broadcast documentaries on the subject frequently and even have a network devoted to the subject: <a href=\"http:\/\/planetgreen.discovery.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Planet Green<\/a>. This melds perfectly with Palin&#8217;s broadcast experience on the environment, which centers around her beliefs that global warming is a hoax and that we should <em>&#8220;drill everywhere.&#8221;<\/em> Her current employer, Fox News, also has an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorp.com\/energy\/\" target=\"_blank\">official position<\/a> that states its commitment to the planet and reducing its carbon footprint, yet employs climate change deniers to convince their audience that the whole thing was trumped up by fascists and marketing executives at GE. So now both networks present people on air that are diametrically opposed to their official policies &#8211; and to science.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, Discovery&#8217;s schedule is loaded with complimentary programming. For instance&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Dirty Jobs:<\/strong> A peak into the world of politics.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Deadliest Catch:<\/strong> An examination of the loopholes in health insurance policies.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cash Cab:<\/strong> Intimate stories of taxi rides with Washington lobbyists.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t actually seen any of these shows but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s the gist of it.<\/p>\n<p>But the big opportunity exists with Discovery&#8217;s best known show, Mythbusters. Just imagine the wealth of Palin-related material that Adam and Jamie can explore and debunk.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/Humor\/palin-mythbusters.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait for their show Death Panels; or the trip to Alaska to find out just how much of Russia is visible from Palin&#8217;s porch; or their experiments on shooting wolves from helicopters; or the investigation into where that bridge to nowhere really went.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations Discovery. You have tea-bagged yourselves one heckuva star. I&#8217;m sure she will bring to the network a measure of respectability and credibility that you have long sought. And as for viewers&#8230;you couldn&#8217;t imagine a more compatible demographic of anti-science, God-fearing, creationists. I expect this show to be a ratings bonanza &#8211; for about fifteen minutes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Late Breaking:<\/strong> Discovery will be airing Palin&#8217;s show on its TLC: The Learning Channel (which may have to undergo a name change). Her program will appear alongside <em>&#8220;What Not to Wear,&#8221; &#8220;Paranormal Court,&#8221;<\/em> and <em>&#8220;Cake Boss.&#8221;<\/em> And soon the premiere of <em>&#8220;Sarah and Todd Plus Five.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The news that Sarah Palin&#8217;s Alaska has been picked up by the Discovery Channel should not come as a surprise to astute observers. After all, there are great opportunities for synergy with other Discovery properties. First of all, Discovery has been on the forefront of environmental education. They broadcast documentaries on the subject frequently and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[473,1,15],"tags":[739,740,381],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-general","category-humor","tag-discovery-channel","tag-mythbusters","tag-sarah-palin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-pO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11050,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=11050","url_meta":{"origin":1600,"position":0},"title":"Amazing America: Sarah Palin To Headline Another Dopey Reality Series","author":"Mark NC","date":"12\/9\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The Sportsman Channel is boldly demonstrating how gamey they really are by signing the Mother of all Quitters to star in a new reality series: Amazing America. 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