{"id":223,"date":"2006-09-06T19:16:08","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T02:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=223"},"modified":"2007-04-10T23:23:32","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T06:23:32","slug":"zombie-dove-the-beginning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Dove – The Beginning"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>They thought it was dead. They thought they had killed it. They thought it had passed with the years that cascaded by. Its memory was turned into a hackneyed hippie cliche that evoked ridicule and visions of granola-eating, berkenstock-wearing, pot-smoking slackers. But…<\/p>\n

Peace is back! And it’s pissed! No warmonger is safe anymore.<\/p>\n

Zombie Dove<\/a> is here to kick the asses of the asses who advocate for war, intolerance, and greed.<\/p>\n

In this battle for peace, Zombie Dove will be ruffling more than feathers. Click the link to see an introduction to this unlikely hero of cooperative coexistence. And watch for future episodes in the everlasting adventures of Zombie Dove.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They thought it was dead. They thought they had killed it. They thought it had passed with the years that cascaded by. Its memory was turned into a hackneyed hippie cliche that evoked ridicule and visions of granola-eating, berkenstock-wearing, pot-smoking slackers. But… Peace is back! And it’s pissed! No warmonger is safe anymore. Zombie Dove […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-graphix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-3B","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8325,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8325","url_meta":{"origin":223,"position":0},"title":"Mitt Romney: Putting This Country Back On The Path To A Zombie Apocalypse","author":"Mark NC","date":"10\/28\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Joss Whedon's must-see video explains exactly why American needs Mitt Romney. 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