{"id":22620,"date":"2014-11-20T13:02:27","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T21:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=22620"},"modified":"2014-11-20T13:04:16","modified_gmt":"2014-11-20T21:04:16","slug":"robot-chicken-has-enlisted-in-the-fox-news-war-on-christmas-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=22620","title":{"rendered":"Robot Chicken Has Enlisted In The Fox News War On Christmas (Video)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fox News kicked off its annual War on Christmas early this year with an October 16th report that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=21151\" target=\"_blank\">slobbered buckets of panic sauce<\/a> over the Obamanazis attempts to prevent unnecessary deaths from faulty Freedom Ornaments on Jesus Trees. And now the cold weather war escalates as Robot Chicken joins the fray.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/FoxNews\/robot-chicken-christmas.jpg\" alt=\"Robot Chicken Fox News War on Christmas\" width=\"550\" height=\"305\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-22622\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Before I go any further&#8230; Yes, this is a real program. The Adult Swim animated fowl&#8217;s entry into the battle was announced in a press release that reads&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Nerd unleashes holiday havoc in this sneak peek of the <strong>Robot Chicken Lots of Holidays But Don&#8217;t Worry Christmas is Still in There Too So Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass Fox News<\/strong> Special.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This offensive is certain to produce a stern response from Fox&#8217;s X-MAS Wolverines who will assuredly retaliate in farce. Expect Fool King Eric Bolling to name Robot Chicken his <em>&#8220;Fool of the Week.&#8221;<\/em> And don&#8217;t be surprised if Bill O&#8217;Reilly declares the Nerd a pinhead and lackey to the tyrannical Obama goose-steppers. Glenn Beck, of course, will uncover the clandestine relationship between the Cartoon Network and George Soros, who he&#8217;ll accuse of collaborating to install a Cartoon Caliphate in the Middle <s>East<\/s> Earth.<\/p>\n<p>This escalation of hostilities is a harbinger of the apocalyptic doom that is rapidly approaching. There is no way out. So either pledge allegiance to the Fox Brigades defending traditional values or submit to Santa&#8217;s will in Hell. And have yourselves a merry Chicken Little War on Christmas.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/News-Corpse\/117899091558228?v=wall\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Like me on Facebook\">Be Sure To \u201cLIKE\u201d News Corpse On Facebook<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WMPZ6b2yOqI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox News kicked off its annual War on Christmas early this year with an October 16th report that slobbered buckets of panic sauce over the Obamanazis attempts to prevent unnecessary deaths from faulty Freedom Ornaments on Jesus Trees. And now the cold weather war escalates as Robot Chicken joins the fray. Before I go any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22622,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Robot Chicken Has Enlisted In The Fox News War On Christmas (Video)","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[470],"class_list":["post-22620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-war-on-christmas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/robot-chicken-christmas.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-5SQ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6859,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6859","url_meta":{"origin":22620,"position":0},"title":"Not So Breitbart: Jon Stewart vs. Robot Chicken","author":"Mark NC","date":"4\/11\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"The Breibrats over at BigHollywood have once again set out to knock Jon Stewart down a peg by noting that there are other TV programs with higher ratings. 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From Sarah Palin to Glenn Beck to Neil Cavuto, the call to reject such inclusive greetings as \"Happy Holidays\" is heard\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21151,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=21151","url_meta":{"origin":22620,"position":4},"title":"Mark October 16 As The Official Start Of The Fox News War On Christmas For 2014","author":"Mark NC","date":"10\/16\/2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Today Christians across the Fox Nation are celebrating the beginning of the high holy days that usher in the season of spiritual hostility better known as the \"War On Christmas.\" As tradition dictates. 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