{"id":243,"date":"2006-10-01T02:39:17","date_gmt":"2006-10-01T09:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=243"},"modified":"2007-04-10T23:20:59","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T06:20:59","slug":"eat-at-cheneys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Eat At Cheney’s"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Now at Cheney’s<\/a>,<\/p>\n

It’s The Grand Scam Warfest Breakfast<\/b>
\nA celebration of culinary barbarism.<\/p>\n

At Cheney’s<\/a>, abuse is on the menu 24 hours a day. So tie up the wife, bind and gag the kids and come on down to Cheney’s<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Don’t Torture Yourself!<\/b>
<\/p>\n

With the passage of the Freedom to Torture Act of 2006<\/b>, all Americans can learn to appreciate the joys of Waterboarding and Sleep Depravation. In fact, we should be able to partake of it in our own communities in the comfortable surroundings of establishments we commonly patronize. Torture is no longer an elitist pastime reserved for the priveliged few. Thanks to the United States Congress, discrimation is once again cast out of American society. Aren’t you proud?<\/p>\n

The Flash movie linked above is my entry in the Huffington Post Contagious Festival. I would appreciate it if you’d take a look and, if you like it, send it to everyone you know. And I do mean everyone<\/b>. I’ll be checking so don’t try any funny stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now at Cheney’s, It’s The Grand Scam Warfest Breakfast A celebration of culinary barbarism. At Cheney’s, abuse is on the menu 24 hours a day. So tie up the wife, bind and gag the kids and come on down to Cheney’s. Don’t Torture Yourself! With the passage of the Freedom to Torture Act of 2006, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-culture","category-general","category-graphix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-3V","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":87,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=87","url_meta":{"origin":243,"position":0},"title":"Burying The Lede","author":"Mark NC","date":"11\/27\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"The The Los Angeles Times should pay my doctor bills for the heart attack they gave me by publishing an insightful, well-reasoned, and hard-hitting opinion column yesterday. 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