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You’ll never guess what Glenn Beck wants for Christmas. Here’s a hint: It’s something he really, really needs. Well, you don’t have to wonder any more. The crack investigators at News Corpse, with help from Glenn Beck Unhinged, have discovered Beck’s Wish List on Amazon.com. 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Everyday it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "General"","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5440,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5440","url_meta":{"origin":3374,"position":4},"title":"Levis Added To Glenn Beck’s Enemies List","author":"Mark NC","date":"9\/22\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Now they've done it. The folks at Levis have made a powerful enemy. Glenn Beck is appalled by the new commercial for Levis that features young people in situations wherein they appear to be challenging authority. Oh my heavens, fetch the smellin' salts. Glenn Beck has the vapors. 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