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And best wishes for a year of full of trepidation, paranoia, and lunatic conspiracy theories featuring our Kenyan Marxist president and dictator, Barack Hussein Obama.<\/p>\n
Yours Truly,
\nGlenn Beck<\/p>\n
Bonus Beck Quote of the Year:<\/strong> “America, I’ve got to shoot straight with you: I think I’ve wasted your time.”<\/em> March 10, 2010.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Glenn Beck and Fox News: Happy New Fears Day And best wishes for a year of full of trepidation, paranoia, and lunatic conspiracy theories featuring our Kenyan Marxist president and dictator, Barack Hussein Obama. Yours Truly, Glenn Beck Bonus Beck Quote of the Year: “America, I’ve got to shoot straight with you: I think […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[44],"class_list":["post-3561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-Vr","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":27411,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=27411","url_meta":{"origin":3561,"position":0},"title":"Will Glenn Beck Keep His Promise To Resign From The NRA? 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