{"id":3586,"date":"2011-01-06T16:21:07","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T00:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=3586"},"modified":"2011-01-06T16:21:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T00:21:07","slug":"breaking-news-kindergarten-kongress-recites-konstitution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=3586","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Kindergarten Kongress Recites Konstitution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just so that you understand what Fox News considers to be important business on the GOP&#8217;s first day running the House of Representatives, Fox Nation has posted seven (count &#8217;em seven) stories on the Republican project to read the Constitution aloud.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Caps\/foxnation-constitution.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Never mind that this is an empty ritual that has no bearing on any legislation, it is a costly (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/daily\/2011\/01\/how-much-will-it-cost-republicans-to-recite-the-constitution-on-the-house-floor.html\" target=\"_blank\">estimated $1 million<\/a>) waste of time when the nation is in desperate need of solutions to some serious problems. This charade does not create a single job, or make the nation more secure, or provide health care to anyone, or reduce the national debt, or protect the environment, or bring an end to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.<\/p>\n<p>But rather than focus on those issues, the Fox Nationalists (and the Republicans in congress) are fixated on a phony exercise designed to pander to Tea Party extremists who don&#8217;t understand the Constitution anyway. And the GOP version of the document that will be read is one from which they have excised passages that they find embarrassing, like the references to slaves who were to be counted as three-fifths of a person.<\/p>\n<p>This is a childish endeavor that has been sanitized for an infantile audience. That makes it perfect for Fox News viewers who are the target audience for it anyway. It has no other purpose. It is strictly a PR stunt designed to create a false image. Knowledgeable people won&#8217;t watch thirty seconds of this. And the ignorant crowd it&#8217;s aimed at won&#8217;t a learn a thing.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, the abundance of stories about this nonsense populating Fox Nation demonstrate that they cannot be taken seriously as a news enterprise. Americans want their government to be working on matters that are important to their lives. And they want the media to report on those matters and provide useful information. So on this first legislative day of the new year, neither of those objectives were met. In fact, they were treated with disrespect and condescension. Welcome to the Republican&#8217;s House.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just so that you understand what Fox News considers to be important business on the GOP&#8217;s first day running the House of Representatives, Fox Nation has posted seven (count &#8217;em seven) stories on the Republican project to read the Constitution aloud. Never mind that this is an empty ritual that has no bearing on any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[527],"class_list":["post-3586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fox-nation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-VQ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6436,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6436","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":0},"title":"Fox Nation vs. Reality: Al Gore On Capitalism","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/16\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Not one to miss an opportunity to bash a Democratic leader, Fox Nation posted an item that featured a headline deliberately designed to cast the former vice-president in a negative light: Al Gore Takes Aim At 'Unsustainable' Capitalism. Followers of the Fox Nation vs. Reality series have probably already guessed\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8014,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8014","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":1},"title":"Fox News Banishes Their Own Polls From Fox Nation","author":"Mark NC","date":"9\/13\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There is a conspicuous trend developing at Fox News that indicates the depth of their desperation in light of the momentum President Obama is enjoying coming out of the party conventions. They are so afraid of an Obama victory in November that they are burying their own polls when the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Election&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Election","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=152"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7655,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7655","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":2},"title":"Fox Nation vs. Reality: Who&#8217;s To Blame For Bad Economy?","author":"Mark NC","date":"7\/23\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There have been numerous polls asking respondents to say who they hold responsible for the state of the American economy. In every one of them George W. Bush ranks at or near the top, with Congress and Wall Street following close behind. Usually President Obama is not the target of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=219"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9893,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9893","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":3},"title":"Fox Nation vs. Reality: Impeach Obama Rally Causes 10 Mile Yawn","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/12\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The folks at Fox Nation must be getting pretty desperate for any slime to fling Obama's way. Clearly the parade of phony scandals has failed to convince the President to resign and join a Muslim monastery, so they are grasping for ever shorter straws in an effort to break Obama's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9439,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9439","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":4},"title":"Fox Nation vs. Reality: Obama Takes A Dive Within The Margin Of Error","author":"Mark NC","date":"4\/8\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Fox News seems not to understand the meaning of common figures of speech. It's another way that they manifest their departure from the real world that the rest of us inhabit. For instance, in a posting today on Fox Nation, they reported the results of a poll conducted by CNN\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":37102,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=37102","url_meta":{"origin":3586,"position":5},"title":"Fox Nation is Morphing into a Streaming Video Feeding Tube for the Fox News Cult&#8217;s Superfans","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/21\/2018","format":false,"excerpt":"In its ongoing mission to brainwash weak minds, Fox News is taking a major step into the video streaming business. 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