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If the above picture frightens you…good! We are at a crucial time in not only our nation\u2019s history, but also in the history of the entire Western world. There are powerful forces at work that, when looked at individually, are still quite serious but each seems somewhat manageable. However, when we examine these events and the possibility that they could happen collectively, well–then my friend, we\u2019re facing something I like to call The Perfect Storm<\/strong><\/p>\n
[Note: I removed the link to Beck’s “Perfect Storm” site because it was generating a security warning. Visit at your own risk: http:\/\/archive.glennbeck.com\/perfectstorm\/index.shtml]<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That is Glenn Beck’s introduction to the web site dedicated to his Apocalyptic prophesy of the End of Days for America and beyond. The page is a collection of unrelated links to news stories of crisis points in the world that add up to some imaginary and coordinated global catastrophe. Are you scared yet? Even though a couple of weeks ago Beck said<\/a> that “I don’t ever want to frighten you,”<\/em> he must not have meant it because that’s almost all he ever does. And, as he states above, he thinks it’s a good thing. So don’t get too comfortable when he attempts to pacify your fears, because the worst is still to come.<\/p>\n
In recent weeks Beck has proffered his vision of an impending doom. It is, says he, being triggered by a series of foreboding occurrences that he describes alternately as an “Archduke Ferdinand moment”<\/em> or “The Coming Insurrection”<\/em> or, of course, The Perfect Storm<\/strong> (…orm…orm…orm…ormmm).<\/p>\n
This terrifying event, in its most recent manifestation, consists of a wave of international unrest from Cairo, Egypt to Madison, WI. In Beck’s spaghetti-tangle of a brain, all of these uprisings are a part of the same global conspiracy to impose a worldwide Caliphate ruled by Sharia law under the tyrannical direction of the Puppet Master, George Soros<\/a>. And if there is one thing of which Beck is certain it’s that The Perfect Storm<\/strong> that he has been warning about is upon us. He made that specific declaration this week:<\/p>\n
“It’s called The Perfect Storm<\/strong>. And I can’t honestly believe that we’re finally here.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Perhaps the reason that Beck is wallowing in some measure of disbelief is that he was equally certain that The Perfect Storm<\/strong> had arrived on a few prior occasions (h\/t MMFA<\/a>):<\/p>\n
01\/31\/11:<\/strong> I’ve been talking about The Perfect Storm<\/strong> [and] an Archduke Ferdinand moment […] I believe that Tunisia or Egypt may be that moment.<\/p>\n
11\/30\/10:<\/strong> The time that I told you would come of The Perfect Storm<\/strong> is here.<\/p>\n
11\/15\/10:<\/strong> This is The Perfect Storm<\/strong> I told you about five years ago.<\/p>\n
08\/12\/10:<\/strong> I told you five years ago, Perfect Storm<\/strong>. It’s here.<\/p>\n
05\/03\/10:<\/strong> It is The Perfect Storm<\/strong> theory that I told you five years ago. I told you a year ago it is coming on shore. Here it is, gang.<\/p>\n
03\/25\/10:<\/strong> I’ve talked about almost — gosh, probably eight years now. A Perfect Storm<\/strong> would come. It’s here.<\/p>\n
04\/28\/09:<\/strong> [T]there is a Perfect Storm<\/strong> that has come onshore. I’ve been talking about it for years, and it just came onshore.<\/p>\n
11\/24\/08:<\/strong> I’ve been talking about The Perfect Storm<\/strong> for five years. It has come to shore and everyone has said to me, “You’re right, it is crazy.”<\/em><\/p>\n
11\/21\/08:<\/strong> We are headed for dangerous times and this is The Perfect Storm<\/strong> that I have been warning about.<\/p>\n
07\/15\/08:<\/strong> We’re in The Perfect Storm<\/strong> that I’ve been warning coming, we’re in The Perfect Storm<\/strong>.<\/p>\n
06\/30\/08:<\/strong> I’ve been predicting The Perfect Storm<\/strong> for months. But now with oil prices soaring and stocks plummeting, the storm is finally coming ashore.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
So that’s a dozen declarations in two and half years of the advent of the Judgment Day that Beck has been prophesying for five years, or eight years, or a few months, depending on which declaration you choose to believe. It appears that his storm falls somewhere short of perfect. Beck is like the street preacher with the sign insisting that “The end is near,”<\/em> who has been parading up and down 6th Avenue for thirty years. He’s like the evangelist who says that Jesus will return on Friday, and then spends Saturday scrambling to come up with a new date.<\/p>\n
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Yet his disciples continue to have faith in his vacant pronouncements. They follow blindly, convinced of his infallibility. How many times does he have to get it wrong before people will throw up their hands and stumble off to find another Snake Oil peddler? Is their faith in St. Beck so powerful that he could tell them that Obama is the Anti-Christ and they would buy it? To be fair, Beck hasn’t made that allegation yet. He merely hosted the author of