{"id":39745,"date":"2018-11-15T10:53:36","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T18:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=39745"},"modified":"2018-11-15T10:58:21","modified_gmt":"2018-11-15T18:58:21","slug":"tweetstorm-mmxviii-a-total-witch-hunt-like-no-other-starring-donald-the-crock-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=39745","title":{"rendered":"Tweetstorm MMXVIII: A Total Witch Hunt Like No Other, Starring Donald &#8216;The cRock&#8217; Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the holiday season approaches, the entertainment industry begins to trot out their best bets for Oscar worthy attention. They are a mix of big budget extravaganzas and smaller offerings that feature heart tugging stories and star-making performances. So naturally the nation&#8217;s top Reality TV mogul in Washington is rolling out his best work for your consideration.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-zombie.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump Zombie\" width=\"550\" height=\"296\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-38307\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/NewsCorpse\/posts\/2427392887275492\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Advs\/fb-share-tn.jpg\" width=\"274\" height=\"20\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump just released the latest edition of his <em>Tweetstorm<\/em> series with a HUGE promotional push. This episode contains all of the thrilling adventure that has made this continuing MAGA saga so popular. And of course, it is steeped in the pompous and flamboyant fiction that has characterized the series from the start. So without further ado:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess. They have found no collusion and have gone absolutely nuts. They are screaming and shouting at people, horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want. They are a disgrace to our Nation and don\u2019t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/1063042585802039296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Trump leaps straight into the action with an attack by the evil genius, special counsel Robert Mueller, who in this outing has <em>&#8220;gone absolutely nuts.&#8221;<\/em> Somehow, without having any access to the inner workings of the special counsel&#8217;s team, Trump has figured out that they have no evidence of collusion (they do), and that they are <em>&#8220;screaming and shouting at people.&#8221;<\/em> Which must be horribly frightening to Cadet Bone Spurs.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8230;.care how many lives the ruin. These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked for Obama for 8 years. They won\u2019t even look at all of the bad acts and crimes on the other side. A TOTAL WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/1063046973857718272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Trump frantically reveals the alleged conflicts of Mueller and his Angry People Brigade, who worked for the criminal Kenyan that posed as <em>&#8220;President&#8221;<\/em> Obama for eight years. An intriguing plot twist &#8211; that Mueller is actually a life-long Republican who spent his career working mostly for GOP administrations &#8211; is left for a surprise ending. But the ever present threat of the <em>&#8220;Witch Hunt&#8221;<\/em> still looms over the Trump White House. And not just any Witch Hunt, but one that is worse than any other in history. Presumably that includes the the actual Salem witch hunts where an untold number of innocent women were murdered by devoted Christians.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Universities will someday study what highly conflicted (and NOT Senate approved) Bob Mueller and his gang of Democrat thugs have done to destroy people. Why is he protecting Crooked Hillary, Comey, McCabe, Lisa Page &amp; her lover, Peter S, and all of his friends on the other side?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/1063081553075625984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s story line includes his complaint that Mueller wasn&#8217;t confirmed by the Senate. Never mind that no other similar investigator had such confirmation or was required to by law. In Trumpworld facts are just annoyances to be ignored or swatted away. The story also features perennial Tweetstorm villains like <em>&#8220;Crooked&#8221;<\/em> Hillary Clinton and the McCabe gang. These are the hideous <em>&#8220;thugs&#8221;<\/em> who have ravaged America throughout the Tweetstorm legend.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The only \u201cCollusion\u201d is that of the Democrats with Russia and many others. Why didn\u2019t the FBI take the Server from the DNC? They still don\u2019t have it. Check out how biased Facebook, Google and Twitter are in favor of the Democrats. That\u2019s the real Collusion!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/1063084073231544320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Finally, Trump reintroduces some old plot lines like the forbidden <em>&#8220;DNC Server&#8221;<\/em> and the <em>&#8220;Facebook, Twitter, Google Cabal&#8221;<\/em> that has conspired against Trump and his League of Nationalists. None of his protestations on these matters are remotely true, but that&#8217;s what makes it so exciting for his Deplorables.<\/p>\n<p>Tweetstorm MMXVIII is an epic adventure in pure desperation as Trump seeks to recover from the devastating <em>&#8220;Blue Wave&#8221;<\/em> that engulfed him in last week&#8217;s midterm elections. He simply cannot face up to the fact that America rejected him and his abhorrent agenda of hate and division. So he&#8217;s flailing wildly in order to create a distraction and salve his tortured ego. And that&#8217;s what makes this the most entertaining release of the season. But also the most terrifying.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>How Fox News Deceives and Controls Their Flock:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00QSSMOES\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B00QSSMOES&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=newscorpsecom-20&#038;linkId=TLI6JC2OYE22MUTS\" target=\"_blank\">Fox Nation vs. Reality: The Fox News Cult of Ignorance.<\/a><br \/>\nAvailable now at Amazon.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the holiday season approaches, the entertainment industry begins to trot out their best bets for Oscar worthy attention. They are a mix of big budget extravaganzas and smaller offerings that feature heart tugging stories and star-making performances. So naturally the nation&#8217;s top Reality TV mogul in Washington is rolling out his best work for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15,1200,8,16],"tags":[183,554,31,1247,1163],"class_list":["post-39745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-politics","category-propaganda","category-wankery","tag-barack-obama","tag-donald-trump","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-robert-mueller","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/FoxNews\/trump-zombie.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-al3","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":46484,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=46484","url_meta":{"origin":39745,"position":0},"title":"Fear and Loathing in Trump&#8217;s America: A Tweetstorm of Lies and Desperation","author":"Mark NC","date":"8\/30\/2020","format":false,"excerpt":"It's Sunday, so it's time for another episode of Donald Trump's Sunday Morning Tweetstorm. 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