{"id":40743,"date":"2019-03-02T17:03:29","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T01:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=40743"},"modified":"2019-03-02T17:21:59","modified_gmt":"2019-03-03T01:21:59","slug":"trumps-2-hour-cpac-freak-out-only-on-fox-news-exceeds-even-his-own-standards-for-lunacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=40743","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s 2 Hour CPAC Freak Out (Only on Fox News) Exceeds Even His Own Standards for Lunacy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just when you thought you could never use the preface “Just when you thought”<\/em> again when referring to Donald Trump, he makes an appearance at the Wingnut-Palooza festival, the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Scheduled for a fifty minute address, the long-winded, rambling President spoke for a little over two hours.<\/p>\n

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The entire speech was lousy with lies, insults, and imaginary recitations of events that obviously never took place outside the confines of his diseased mind. He revisited Hillary Clinton’s emails, his inauguration crowd size, and some totally incomprehensible blathering about tariffs that goes back to the eighteen hundreds. He even took some time out to hump the American flag<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

It would be a monumental waste of time to do an analysis of the whole brain dump that Trump unloaded. But there are a few moments that set the tone for an afternoon of utter idiocy. Let’s begin with Trump’s descent into the sort of profanity that right-wingers would roast any Democrat for engaging in. Having something to do with the Reagan administration forty years ago, he said that:<\/p>\n

pic.twitter.com\/KO9TMI3W9z<\/a>— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n