{"id":408,"date":"2007-04-12T12:25:40","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T19:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=408"},"modified":"2007-06-01T02:03:46","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T09:03:46","slug":"tom-delay-vs-rosie-odonnell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Tom DeLay vs. Rosie O’Donnell"},"content":{"rendered":"

SUNDAY – SUNDAY – SUNDAY <\/strong>
\nCompeting for the title of International Fly-weight Champion, Tom “The Hammer”<\/em><\/strong> DeLay, America’s X-Terminator, will battle TV gab-queen and lesbian communist, Rosie “The Riveter”<\/em><\/strong> O’Donnell.<\/p>\n

You won’t want to miss this clash of the TITANS<\/strong> as The Hammer<\/em> NAILS<\/strong> another nemesis to the Holy Cross<\/strong> of Isaac, Jacob and Abramoff.<\/p>\n

If the Left takes Imus, We’ll take Rosie<\/a>
\n“I am CALLING ON CONSERVATIVES<\/strong> to use the available media (radio talk shows, blogs, letters to the editor) to protest and DEMAND<\/strong> that Rosie O’Donnell be kicked off The View. Where are the demonstrations in front of ABC? Where are the boycott THREATS<\/strong> for The View’s advertisers, or its parent company, Disney? Who is holding Barbara Walters accountable for Rosie’s offenses? We can FIGHT<\/strong> like the Left, too. If Don Imus falls to the pleas of political correctness, WE’RE TAKING ROSIE O’DONNELL DOWN<\/strong> with him.”<\/span><\/p>\n

With those fearsome words in support of the racist and sexist radio bloviator, Don Imus, the gauntlet is laid down. Get your tickets TODAY<\/strong> because there won’t be a single empty seat for what will surely be this year’s main event in the WAR ON TERROR!<\/strong><\/p>\n

IT’S ON!<\/strong>
\nImus goes DOWN!<\/a>
\n“From the outset, I believe all of us have been deeply upset and revulsed<\/strong> by the statements that were made on our air about the young women who represented Rutgers University in the NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship with such class, energy and talent<\/strong>.”<\/span> ~ CBS President and CEO, Leslie Moonves.<\/em><\/p>\n

The Hammer’s challenge has been accepted and the Fracas with the Jackass<\/strong> will undoubdtedly be this season’s most talked about matchup. Will The Hammer lock up his fragrant opponent, or will Rosie wilt? Or will DeLay’s tag team partner, Bull “Da Fracture”<\/em> O’Reilly step in and shut<\/strong> the whole stadium up<\/strong>? These questions will be answered when The Hammer’s wrath comes DOWN<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

BE THERE!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SUNDAY – SUNDAY – SUNDAY Competing for the title of International Fly-weight Champion, Tom “The Hammer” DeLay, America’s X-Terminator, will battle TV gab-queen and lesbian communist, Rosie “The Riveter” O’Donnell. You won’t want to miss this clash of the TITANS as The Hammer NAILS another nemesis to the Holy Cross of Isaac, Jacob and Abramoff. 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