{"id":41262,"date":"2019-04-20T11:32:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T18:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=41262"},"modified":"2019-04-20T11:51:35","modified_gmt":"2019-04-20T18:51:35","slug":"trump-thinks-the-mueller-report-is-a-woman-thats-why-hes-moving-on-it-like-a-btch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=41262","title":{"rendered":"Trump Thinks the Mueller Report is a Woman, That’s Why He’s ‘Moving On It Like a B*tch’"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s only been three days since Donald Trump’s obedient lackey in the Justice Department, Attorney General William Barr, released his redacted version of the report by special counsel Robert Mueller. Barr’s alleged “press conference”<\/em> thoroughly distorted the content of the report and cemented his reputation as a dishonorable shill<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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However, it’s Trump himself who has gone completely overboard with wild-eyed ranting about the report. He is at once lambasting it as a hoax that should never have happened, as well as a conclusive vindication of his glaringly obvious crimes. So naturally he spent his regularly scheduled Saturday Morning Tweetstorm demonstrating the severe mental infirmities<\/a><\/strong> that have become the hallmark of his presidency. You might say that he “moved on it like a bitch.”<\/em><\/a><\/strong> He began with this:<\/p>\n

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Despite the fact that the Mueller Report should not have been authorized in the first place & was written as nastily as possible by 13 (18) Angry Democrats who were true Trump Haters, including highly conflicted Bob Mueller himself, the end result is No Collusion, No Obstruction!<\/p>\n

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n