{"id":4358,"date":"2011-05-01T11:25:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T18:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4358"},"modified":"2011-05-17T14:17:38","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T21:17:38","slug":"donald-trumps-skin-is-thinner-than-his-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4358","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump’s Skin Is Thinner Than His Hair [Update: Trump Responds]"},"content":{"rendered":"

At the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, Seth Meyers mocked both President Obama and Donald Trump. Obama laughed heartily. Trump seethed openly. Clearly he can’t take joke.<\/p>\n

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Trump’s petulant absence of humor is funnier than Meyers’ jokes. This guy is so full of himself he doesn’t have the good sense to pretend to laugh even though he knows he is on camera. Obviously he is not accustomed to being the butt of jokes. Can you imagine if someone with his emotionally stunted temperament were president? If Sarkozy made a friendly wisecrack Trump would nuke Paris.<\/p>\n

[Update<\/a>] After proving at the dinner that he is an insufferable ass, Trump runs to Fox News this morning to whine to the Fox & Friends Day Care kids that it was a “liberal room”<\/em> and then blasts Meyers:<\/p>\n

“I thought Seth Meyers – his delivery frankly was not good. He’s a stutterer.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Really? Now he’s resorting to playground taunts? What a pathetic display of immaturity. Trump was obviously unprepared for the attention and seems to believe that he’s unassailable. Before the dinner he was asked by ABC News if he thought that Obama would have any Trump jokes and he said “I wouldn’t think [Obama] would address me.”<\/em> Good call, Kreskin. Then afterwords he lies saying “Well, I really understood what I was getting into.”<\/em> Apparently not. And the lameness of his response escalated after that with a ludicrous stab at empathy with the economic travails of ordinary citizens:<\/p>\n

“I was certainly in a certain way having a good time listening. I don’t think the American people are having a good time with $5 gas. I was thinking to myself as they were doing this, you know, the American people are really suffering and we’re all [having fun at a gala].”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That didn’t stop him from attending the gala. And if he was thinking about suffering Americans while cavorting with the politicians and celebrities at this event, what does he think about while lounging around in his penthouse or sailing his yacht? Does he really expect that he will be the candidate of the struggling masses when what he is best known for is firing people during a time of high unemployment? That should appeal to distressed voters.<\/p>\n

How appropriate that his candidacy is being brought down by a comedian. He really is a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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