{"id":4371,"date":"2011-05-02T09:50:49","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4371"},"modified":"2011-05-02T09:50:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:50:49","slug":"osama-bin-ladens-death-certificate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4371","title":{"rendered":"Osama Bin Laden&#8217;s Death Certificate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the non-believers who watch way too much Fox News:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/Humor\/binladen-deathcert.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>This may seem unnecessary, but I have already seen comments at Fox Nation by <em>&#8220;morans&#8221;<\/em> who doubt that Osama Bin Laden is dead. They argue that since Obama has already released phony copies of his birth certificate, why wouldn&#8217;t he lie about this too? They demand evidence: certificates; photos; a body; DNA. They think the sea burial is part of the plot to cover up the hoax.<\/p>\n<p>But what would they do with the evidence? Would they accept a certificate of death? Will they conduct their own DNA analysis in a lab in their basement? The real question is: Will they ever get the psychiatric help they need so badly?<\/p>\n<p>On another matter, Sarah Palin posted a message on her Facebook page that thanked everybody but President Obama. She even used weaselly code language to thank those who <em>&#8220;laid the groundwork over the years to make this victory possible.&#8221;<\/em> That&#8217;s code for the Bush administration and anyone but Obama. Stay classy Sarah.<\/p>\n<p>History will forever record that President Barack Hussein Obama was responsible for bringing Osama Bin Laden to justice. Not George Bush. Not Zombie Reagan. Not Donald Trump. Not Sarah Palin. This is driving the wackoid wingnuts crazy(er).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the non-believers who watch way too much Fox News: This may seem unnecessary, but I have already seen comments at Fox Nation by &#8220;morans&#8221; who doubt that Osama Bin Laden is dead. They argue that since Obama has already released phony copies of his birth certificate, why wouldn&#8217;t he lie about this too? They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-18v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4431,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4431","url_meta":{"origin":4371,"position":0},"title":"Jon Stewart Slams Fox News&#8217; Commotion Over Common","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/12\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been a few days since Fox News had some ridiculously irrelevant, phony scandal to trump up over President Obama. 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The highly non-anticipated investigation by Maricopa County,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7834,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7834","url_meta":{"origin":4371,"position":2},"title":"The Top Eight Fox News Election Lies In Just The Last Eight Weeks","author":"Mark NC","date":"8\/30\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"With the election season fully in bloom, the aroma of deceit and desperation is growing more pungent by the hour. Mitt Romney, The Original Bankster, continues to be evasive about his international business affairs, and he refuses to release more than a single year of tax returns in order to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4374,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4374","url_meta":{"origin":4371,"position":3},"title":"Judge Dreadful: Andrew Napolitano Mourns Osama Bin Laden","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/2\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"It looks like Fox News may be able to call off their search for Glenn Beck's replacement. If drooling delirium and glassy-eyed insanity is the criteria, then Judge Andrew Napolitano has the role sewn up. Today he opened his program on Fox Business Network, Freedom Watch, saying... \"Osama Bin Laden\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13818,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=13818","url_meta":{"origin":4371,"position":4},"title":"Fox News: Fair And Balanced? A Great Point If It Were True","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/8\/2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Every now and then Fox News blurts out tiny, but perceptible, snippets of truth, often when they don't even realize it. Such a moment occurred yesterday on The Five as Eric Bolling (of the Bloody Hand) launched into an error-riddled tirade against the Obama administration's remarks following the terrorist attack\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"Fox News Great Point","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/FoxNews\/foxnews-great-point.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/FoxNews\/foxnews-great-point.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/FoxNews\/foxnews-great-point.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4384,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4384","url_meta":{"origin":4371,"position":5},"title":"Fox News Gives Bush Credit For . . . 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