{"id":463,"date":"2007-06-07T14:33:25","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T21:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=463"},"modified":"2008-06-27T13:38:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T20:38:31","slug":"paris-hilton-bustin-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton: Bustin’ Out"},"content":{"rendered":"



\nIt’s official! Justice in America has jumped the shark. Every prisoner with a rash should be paroled immediately. Every con who finds their cell too cold, or doesn’t care for the food should be sent home. Anyone who still thinks there isn’t a class division in legal matters should be institutionalized (they can have Paris’ cell).<\/p>\n

Yet the “law-and-order”<\/em> right-wing elitocrats will wave off Paris’ mockery of justice as trivial, even as they continue to call for the pardon of Scooter Libby. Paris might have killed a family of five that night she was driving drunk, but hey, she’s a Hilton. Libby might have tipped off international enemies as to the identity of our agents and sources, but hey, he’s a loyal Bushie.<\/p>\n

Justice is blinded by the bling.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> Radar<\/a> dug up campaign contributions to Lee Baca, the sheriff who ordered Hilton’s release. Contributors include Paris’ grandfather, William Barron Hilton and Rupert Murdoch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s official! Justice in America has jumped the shark. Every prisoner with a rash should be paroled immediately. Every con who finds their cell too cold, or doesn’t care for the food should be sent home. Anyone who still thinks there isn’t a class division in legal matters should be institutionalized (they can have Paris’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,1,3,15],"tags":[330],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-culture","category-general","category-graphix","category-humor","tag-paris-hilton"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-7t","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1004,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1004","url_meta":{"origin":463,"position":0},"title":"Paris Hilton Will See You At The Debate, Bitches","author":"Mark NC","date":"8\/5\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"OK, I think I've just totally changed my opinion of Paris Hilton. 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