{"id":47347,"date":"2020-10-31T10:26:56","date_gmt":"2020-10-31T17:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=47347"},"modified":"2020-10-31T10:26:56","modified_gmt":"2020-10-31T17:26:56","slug":"the-october-demise-trumps-frightful-halloween-election-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=47347","title":{"rendered":"The October Demise: Trump’s Frightful Halloween Election Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Halloween, and the season of fears is in full effect. Americans are holed up in the homes, eating piles of candy, and wearing masks, as an orange pumpkin-headed monster terrifies them. But then, they’ve been doing that for months now. This All Hallows Eve<\/em> features a full blue moon, an approaching asteroid, and an invisible enemy. The only thing more frightening is the enemy we can actually see who has been haunting that big old house on Transylvania – I mean Pennsylvania Avenue.<\/p>\n

\"Donald<\/p>\n

Donald Trump has turned much of the nation into the Land of the Living Dead<\/em>. Unfortunately, far too many have become the literally dead. And while the scourge of the coronavirus is hitting new peaks, Trump is gathering his hordes of glassy-eyed disciples together into COVID-Paloozas<\/em> that serve as Super Spreaders<\/em> for the viral threat which, contrary to Trump’s manic raving, is not “rounding the turn.”<\/em><\/p>\n

As Election Day draws nearer, Trump is escalating the sense of horror that is the hallmark of his “American Carnage”<\/em> presidency. He laughs at our suffering and mocks our efforts to remain safe and healthy. And he is determined to instill ever more shivers of terror, especially with regard to what he fears most himself – Losing the election to “Sleepy Joe Biden,”<\/em> a beast so ghastly it has Trump muttering chilling fables of the dire dystopia that awaits us all if the sleepy, yet somehow fiercely aggressive, Biden should prevail. On the day before Halloween Trump broke out his most horrific stories about the foreboding foe that is tormenting him, including spine tinglers like this:<\/p>\n

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Joe Biden is a corrupt politician who has done nothing but betray you for 47 long years – selling out to lobbyists, China, big pharma & foreign countries. He will stab you in the back. He only cares about political power & he will use that power to hurt you & enrich his cronies! pic.twitter.com\/8B9kZ5sdEJ<\/a><\/p>\n

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n