{"id":524,"date":"2007-07-18T13:52:58","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T20:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=524"},"modified":"2007-07-18T13:52:58","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T20:52:58","slug":"happy-birthday-news-corpse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, News Corpse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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\nTo celebrate this happy day
\nWe wish you well in every way
\nYour bestest days are yet to be
\nThey can’t be worse than the past three<\/p>\n

A war is raging without end<\/a>
\nAmidst a global warming<\/a> trend
\nMillions don’t receive healthcare<\/a>
\nBut corporations get welfare<\/a><\/p>\n

Our President lies<\/a> to all of us
\nAnd ditches habeas corpus<\/a>
\nAttorneys lose their jobs<\/a> because
\nThey won’t kiss up like Gonzo<\/a> does<\/p>\n

Pardons<\/a> go to crony aides
\nHope for equal justice fades<\/a>
\nSecrecy<\/a> is on the rise
\nWe can’t believe our lying eyes<\/a><\/p>\n

While politicians<\/a> line the trough
\nTo score a bag from Abramoff<\/a>
\nThey can’t be found to ease the pain
\nOf victims<\/a> of a hurricane<\/p>\n

Troops denied<\/a> the things they need
\nAre then ignored at Walter Reed<\/a>
\nAnd when they do come home they find
\nTheir child has been left behind<\/a><\/p>\n

The Scandal List<\/a> goes on and on
\nAnd will until these fools<\/a> are gone
\nWhat will it take for us to reach
\nThe strength to try and to IMPEACH<\/a><\/p>\n

And for these past three years of shame
\nThe media’s as much to blame<\/strong><\/span>
\nThat’s why I celebrate News Corpse
\nAnd do intend to stay the course<\/p>\n

Happy 3rd Birthday To Me.<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To celebrate this happy day We wish you well in every way Your bestest days are yet to be They can’t be worse than the past three A war is raging without end Amidst a global warming trend Millions don’t receive healthcare But corporations get welfare Our President lies to all of us And ditches […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-8s","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}