{"id":53528,"date":"2022-06-27T11:25:39","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T18:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=53528"},"modified":"2022-06-27T11:25:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T18:25:39","slug":"rudy-giuliani-is-outraged-that-fox-news-isnt-hyping-the-vicious-gentle-pat-he-suffered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=53528","title":{"rendered":"Rudy Giuliani is OUTRAGED that Fox News Isn’t Hyping the ‘Vicious’ (Gentle Pat) He Suffered"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is terrible news for The Onion and other producers of political satire. It has been long coming that the alternative “reality”<\/em> of right-wing politicians and pundits would supersede the work of comedians. Donald Trump has led the MAGA (Make America Gag Again) movement with his increasingly preposterous outbursts that would make a street-corner schizoid cringe.<\/p>\n

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\"Rudy<\/p>\n

With cartoonish figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene and MyPillow’s Mike Lindell challenging the professional humorists, it was bound to happen that the balance of parody power would shift to the Trumpian GOP crackpots who present their gags as truth.<\/p>\n

RELATED: Trump Does a Great Job of Proving How Pitifully Stupid He and His Cult Followers Are<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

On Sunday Trump’s disgraced lawyer, Rudy Giuliani (whose license has been suspended<\/a><\/strong>), suffered a “horrific”<\/em> assault in a Staten Island grocery store. He claimed that the attack resulted in severe injuries and, but for his astonishing good health, would have killed him. See the frightful thwacking here for yourself…<\/p>\n

“All of a sudden I feel a shot on my back, like somebody shot me. I went forward, but luckily I didn’t fall down. Luckily I’m a 78 year old in pretty good shape, cause if I wasn’t I would have hit the ground and probably cracked my skull.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Video of Rudy\u2019s \u201cassault\u201d with audio included from his KABC interview describing the incident. pic.twitter.com\/WOki1vDJDD<\/a><\/p>\n

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 27, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n