{"id":5848,"date":"2011-11-22T14:17:31","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T22:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5848"},"modified":"2011-11-25T12:46:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T20:46:59","slug":"lyin-ass-bitch-michele-bachmann-appears-on-the-jimmy-fallon-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5848","title":{"rendered":"Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch: Michele Bachmann Appears on the Jimmy Fallon Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You gotta love this. When Michele Bachmann was introduced on last night&#8217;s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, the show&#8217;s house band, played a particularly appropriate number as she walked out onto the stage:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BqeVjopXLWI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that was <em>&#8220;Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch&#8221;<\/em> by the incomparable Fishbone. This was an inspired selection by The Roots that went undetected by Bachmann. However, Glenn Beck took note and was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sw8rHm3l364\" target=\"_blank\">overwhelmed with apoplexy<\/a>. He called Fallon a <em>&#8220;despicable human being,&#8221;<\/em> and insisted that Fallon fire the band, saying&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Fire them! You won&#8217;t. You know why? Because you&#8217;re a girl.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Way to go, Glenn. The best insult you can come up with is one that shows contempt for all women? And this is what you use for your defense of a woman running for president. Would Bachmann also be incapable of terminating an employee? What would your pal Sarah Palin say?<\/p>\n<p>Beck claimed that he never would have done such a vile thing. He said that he wouldn&#8217;t even do that to Michelle Obama or George Soros. But Beck&#8217;s phony indignation is repudiated by the fact that he has been far more repulsive in his attacks. He routinely insults Michelle Obama&#8217;s appearance and refers to her as a dictator just because she advocates healthy diets for children. And speaking of children, Beck has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4456\" target=\"_blank\">called the Obama kids stupid<\/a>. And after apologizing for that he called John McCain&#8217;s daughter, Meghan, fat.<\/p>\n<p>As for George Soros, Beck produced a three day series on his Fox News show dedicated solely to Soros whom Beck labeled the <em>&#8220;Puppet Master,&#8221;<\/em> an old Nazi slur for Jews. Beck also falsely accused Soros, a Holocaust survivor, of sending fellow Jews to the gas chambers. Soros was nine years old at the time.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s Beck&#8217;s comments on President Obama. Beck has called the President a liar, an idiot, a racist, and a traitor. While the Fallon show, a comedy program, merely played a few bars of a song with a provocative title without ever mentioning the title or the lyrics, Beck has used explicit language to express his repulsive thoughts and he did so on a so-called <em>&#8220;news&#8221;<\/em> network.<\/p>\n<p>Does Beck really think that his direct and repeated insults are less abhorrent than a suggestive musical introduction for Bachmann? It should also be noted that this morning Beck made an announcement on his radio program that, although he does not endorse candidates, he would vote for Bachmann, and then he spent several minutes explaining why she is now his choice for president.<\/p>\n<p>This disgusting little hypocrite continues to prove that he has no moral center whatsoever. He behaves like an emotionally stunted delinquent who mocks people he despises but shrinks back into a defensive crouch if anyone should mock him or his idols. I can&#8217;t wait for him to appear on Fallon&#8217;s show. The band wouldn&#8217;t even have to learn a new song. Beck is at least as much a lyin&#8217; ass bitch as Bachmann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You gotta love this. When Michele Bachmann was introduced on last night&#8217;s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, the show&#8217;s house band, played a particularly appropriate number as she walked out onto the stage: Yep, that was &#8220;Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch&#8221; by the incomparable Fishbone. This was an inspired selection by The Roots that went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[152,1,15],"tags":[266,44,951,545,242,381],"class_list":["post-5848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election","category-general","category-humor","tag-george-soros","tag-glenn-beck","tag-jimmy-fallon","tag-michele-bachmann","tag-michelle-obama","tag-sarah-palin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-1wk","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9007,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9007","url_meta":{"origin":5848,"position":0},"title":"Glenn Beck Calls Obama The Worst Thing He Can Think Of: &#8216;A Girl&#8217;","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/5\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Cover the children's eyes and carefully consider whether you want to read further because what follows is not for sensitive readers. 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