{"id":5872,"date":"2011-11-30T10:46:44","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T18:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5872"},"modified":"2011-11-30T10:46:44","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T18:46:44","slug":"paranoia-runs-deep-fox-news-fears-sinister-white-house-renovations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5872","title":{"rendered":"Paranoia Runs Deep: Fox News Fears Sinister White House Renovations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a never ending effort to scare the bejesus out of their glassy-eyed congregation, Fox New is now speculating that President Obama is building something nefarious under the White House lawn:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/Caps\/foxnation-whitehouse-bunker.jpg\" alt=\"Fox Nation\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Oh my. What ever could it be? The suggestion that it might be a bunker is obviously a rouse because the White House already has an underground bunker (Dick Cheney famously hid out there after 9\/11). Maybe it&#8217;s a lab where they are attempting to reanimate Karl Marx. Perhaps they are moving the classified artifacts from Area 51 to Washington. Could it be a secret prison to hold Rush Limbaugh and Michele Bachmann? Just think of the unholy experiments they could conduct on them.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever it is, we should be dreadfully frightened. Obama is, after all, the Anti-Christ plotting to launch an Apocalyptic holocaust. We must <a href=\"http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/blog\/201111290020\" target=\"_blank\">ignore the facts<\/a> that have already been revealed about this mysterious project. We can&#8217;t trust facts. As Stephen Colbert has advised us, facts have a well-known liberal bias. It is our patriotic duty to presume that the most outlandish conspiracies are behind everything that emerges from the Obama White House. What else can we do when we have a Muslim from Kenya steering the nation toward communism? Take heed, America.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nMqxNPsfN50\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a never ending effort to scare the bejesus out of their glassy-eyed congregation, Fox New is now speculating that President Obama is building something nefarious under the White House lawn: Oh my. What ever could it be? The suggestion that it might be a bunker is obviously a rouse because the White House already [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[183,527],"class_list":["post-5872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-barack-obama","tag-fox-nation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-1wI","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7031,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7031","url_meta":{"origin":5872,"position":0},"title":"Fox Nation Panic: Run For The Hills, The World Is Ending","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/5\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Sell! Sell! Sell! It's all over. The stock market is collapsing. Wall Street is bankrupt. The economy is toast. Head for your bunker with your gold bullion, guns, and bibles. The End Times are here. Fox Nation is feverishly reporting that \"Stocks Tank, Nasdaq's Worst Week Of 2012.\" If this\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=219"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4578,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=4578","url_meta":{"origin":5872,"position":1},"title":"Neil Cavuto Preaches Economic Apocalypse","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/4\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Yesterday marked the end of a bad week on Wall Street. The market declined all of 2.3% for the week. So if you haven't already escaped to your bunker in Idaho you may want to pack up the kids, the rations, and the gold coins, and hit the road. As\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=219"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6676,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6676","url_meta":{"origin":5872,"position":2},"title":"Fox News: In Touch With America &#8211; Of The 1940&#8217;s","author":"Mark NC","date":"3\/17\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Conservatives have been clamoring for the past three years or so that they want to \"take America back.\" The problem is that they want to take America back 50 years - or more. 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