{"id":6108,"date":"2012-01-03T23:33:56","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T07:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6108"},"modified":"2012-01-03T23:33:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T07:33:56","slug":"bye-bye-iowa-a-pointless-post-mortem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6108","title":{"rendered":"Bye Bye Iowa: A Pointless Post-Mortem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well that was fun. But now that the Iowa caucuses are over, can someone remind why we were supposed to care? Iowa is wholly unrepresentative state that comprises less than 1% of the country&#8217;s voters. The run-up to the caucuses allowed almost every clown in the circus to play the center ring for a while. And this nonsense got blanket coverage from all three national cable news networks as if the results actually mattered.<\/p>\n<p>Rick Santorum will get a few days of press for having been the last clown in line, but he will never be the Republican nominee. Michele Bachmann gave a non-concession speech wherein the woman who has been in political office for ten years said that she was not a politician. We got to see Rick Perry calling himself a great man, in the words of a supporter whose letter he read aloud. He also took the stage in Iowa to thank all of his supporters from 30 other states. And Newt Gingrich expressed his appreciation for all of the Iowans he met whom he said were all positive. He must have forgotten <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/_G2vovE12tk\" target=\"_blank\">this guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So we move on to New Hampshire. But before we go, one Iowan wants to make sure that you have not gotten the wrong impression of the state over the past few months of almost exclusively Republican media.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"274\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qLZZ6JD0g9Y\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that was fun. But now that the Iowa caucuses are over, can someone remind why we were supposed to care? Iowa is wholly unrepresentative state that comprises less than 1% of the country&#8217;s voters. The run-up to the caucuses allowed almost every clown in the circus to play the center ring for a while. 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