{"id":61662,"date":"2024-05-31T12:56:50","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T19:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=61662"},"modified":"2024-05-31T12:56:50","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T19:56:50","slug":"whats-roasting-trumps-nuts-jurors-believed-stormy-daniels-and-michael-cohen-but-not-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=61662","title":{"rendered":"What’s Roasting Trump’s Nuts? Jurors Believed Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen, But Not Him"},"content":{"rendered":"

Convicted felon Donald Trump is not taking his convictions very well. The morning after a jury found him guilty on all 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to cover up a sexual encounter with a porn star that threatened his presidential campaign, Trump returned to his eponymous office tower in Manhattan to do what he does best – whine like a colicky infant.<\/p>\n

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Trump’s address to the gathered press was mostly a rehashing of everything he has been saying in his hallway harangues outside of court for the past few weeks. He attacked the judge and the district attorney, complained that the trial was a “sham”<\/em> that was somehow “rigged”<\/em> by President Biden, and regurgitated the canned lines that his handlers and MAGA GOP confederates had prepared for him.<\/p>\n

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One thing, however, was clear in Trump’s tantrum. He was seething with anger at the outcome of his trial. And the targets of his animosity, in addition to the Judge, the D.A. and the Democrats, were a couple of people with whom he previously had uncommonly close relations: adult film actor\/producer Stormy Daniels, and lawyer\/fixer Michael Cohen.<\/p>\n

Trump couldn’t restrain himself from mentioning Daniels and Cohen, because he surely held them materially responsible for his convictions. They both testified against him court. And in order for the jury to find him guilty, they had to believe that Daniels and Cohen told the truth, and that Trump was lying. That undoubtedly rattled his already shaky mental foundation. So he let them have it in his post-verdict speech, calling Cohen a “sleazebag,”<\/em> and Daniels a liar…<\/p>\n

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CRYBABY TRUMP ON…
…Michael Cohen: "You know he\u2019s a sleazebag."
…Stormy Daniels: "Salacious. Nothing ever happened."pic.twitter.com\/UoajivHoiq<\/a>pic.twitter.com\/XgCm3k2qfk<\/a><\/p>\n

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