{"id":64723,"date":"2025-01-14T13:29:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T21:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=64723"},"modified":"2025-01-15T00:37:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T08:37:24","slug":"snowflake-trump-blasts-seth-meyers-and-threatens-comcast-because-jokes-hurt-his-tender-fee-fees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=64723","title":{"rendered":"Snowflake Trump Blasts Seth Meyers and Threatens Comcast Because Jokes Hurt His Tender Fee Fees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With just six days until Donald Trump is inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States &#8211; although only the first who is a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist &#8211; you might think that he has a lot of important things on his mind. Well, you might think that if you had never heard of Trump or witnessed the clown show buffoonery that is emblematic of his public persona.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Snowflake Trump Blasts Seth Meyers and Threatens Comcast Because Jokes Hurt His Tender Fee Fees%0D&#038;url=https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=64723\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to Tweet this article<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Misc\/meyers-trump-baby.jpg\" alt=\"Seth Myers and Donald Trump baby\" width=\"550\" height=\"296\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64732\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The past week has featured some historically profound events in the lead up to Trump&#8217;s reoccupation of the White House. They include his aggression toward American allies (Greenland, Canada, Mexico) that he is threatening to invade and\/or annex, the preparations for the confirmation hearings of his extraordinarily unqualified Cabinet nominees, and the legal quagmires surrounding his treasonous behavior surrounding the last presidential inauguration in 2021.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE THIS: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=64684\" target=\"_blank\">WHINE, WHINE, WHINE! Convicted Felon Trump Clings to Fox News Legal Hacks at Sentencing Hearing<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Despite these pressing issues, what is apparently keeping Trump up at night are the jokes told by late night comedy hosts, such as Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Seth Meyers. This has always been a major complaint of Trump&#8217;s for as long as he has been a public figure. And his hostility toward the comics is expressed in his typically infantile manner, hurling insults and baseless accusations.<\/p>\n<p>Late Monday night &#8211; or actually very early Tuesday morning &#8211; Trump was awake and <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/trumpstruth.org\/statuses\/29083\" target=\"_blank\">posting diatribes<\/a><\/strong> aimed at Seth Meyers for some unspecified mockery that clearly gnawed at Trump&#8217;s massive yet fragile ego. At 1:24 AM, Trump posted on <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=64392\" target=\"_blank\">his failing Twitter ripoff, Truth Social<\/a><\/strong>, how outraged he was at being the butt of Meyers&#8217; jokes&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;How bad is Seth Meyers on NBC, a &#8216;network&#8217; run by a truly bad group of people &#8211; Remember, they also run MSDNC. I got stuck watching Marble Mouth Meyers the other night, the first time in months, and every time I watch this moron I feel an obligation to say how dumb and untalented he is, merely a slot filler for the Scum that runs Comcast. These guys should be paying a lot of money for the right to give these &#8216;in kind&#8217; contributions to the Radical Left Democrat Party. These are not shows or entertainment, they are simply political hits, 100% of the time, to me and the Republican Party. Comcast should pay a BIG price for this!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Notice that Trump never reveals specifically what he is upset about. But his anger encompasses the corporate parent of NBC, Comcast, that is owned and run by notoriously conservative media moguls. Or in Trump&#8217;s words, <em>&#8220;Scum.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Trump says that he <em>&#8220;got stuck watching&#8221;<\/em> Meyers, as if it were a pit of quicksand he stumbled into, and was unable to escape. So he hate-watched the whole thing with a sneer, just waiting until he was freed and able to release his anger online. He was involuntarily glued to this <em>&#8220;dumb and untalented&#8221;<\/em> <em>&#8220;moron&#8221;<\/em> for the duration. And he ended up threatening that Comcast <em>&#8220;should pay a BIG price for this!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Of course, Trump can&#8217;t possibly see the irony in his threats over allegations that Meyers comedy constitutes <em>&#8220;&#8216;in kind&#8217; contributions to the Radical Left Democrat Party.&#8221;<\/em> He has no problem with what Fox News airs &#8211; not as comedy, but as allegedly serious news &#8211; or recognizes that that is an in-kind contribution to Republicans broadly, and himself in particular.<\/p>\n<p>So what is Trump so riled up about in the wee hours of the morning? His post appeared just minutes prior to Meyers&#8217; program ending. So it was clear in his senile memory. Meyers delivered one of his regular <em>&#8220;Closer Look&#8221;<\/em> segments that delves into current events. And this one began with a well deserved swipe at Trump&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We know very little about what Trump&#8217;s second term will be like given that he has no fixed principles, or core beliefs, or coherent ideas, or constructive solutions, or plans, or proposals, or policies, or values, or thoughts of any kind. He watches TV and then he scream-posts about what he just saw on TV. He&#8217;s basically an intellectual Roomba. He goes in one direction until he bumps into something and then he just goes off into another direction.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Za0E2uPauwc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Meyers also addressed the ideological civil war in MAGA Land. Particularly between Steve Bannon and Elon Musk, who are at each others throats. Bannon has threatened Musk saying that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I will have Elon Musk run out of here by Inauguration Day. He will not have a blue pass to the White House, He will not have full access to the White House. He will be like any other person. He is a truly evil guy, a very bad guy. I made it my personal thing to take this guy down.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OUCH! I guess we&#8217;ll know how this Mothra vs. Godzilla smackdown concludes by next week. The conflict between these MAGA monsters centers around H-1B visas that Musk relies on, and that Bannon castigates as invitations to foreigners to take jobs from Americans. And after pointing out the debate between Trump&#8217;s henchmen, Meyers played a video compilation of Trump taking every side on the same issue. Hence the Roomba reference.<\/p>\n<p>It remains a mystery how Trump&#8217;s cult followers can regard him as a strongman when he is so easily flustered by a funnyman. But that is nothing new. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=43090\" target=\"_blank\">Trump has always been a whiner<\/a><\/strong> who complains that he&#8217;s a victim, despite his life of wealth and privilege. 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Well, you might think that if you had never heard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":64732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15,16],"tags":[678,554,1464,1468,1158,895],"class_list":["post-64723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-humor","category-wankery","tag-comcast","tag-donald-trump","tag-elon-musk","tag-humor","tag-seth-myers","tag-steve-bannon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/meyers-trump-baby.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-gPV","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":68271,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=68271","url_meta":{"origin":64723,"position":0},"title":"Crybaby Trump Whines that &#8216;NBC Should Fire&#8217; Seth Meyers, and Worse, His Flunky FCC Chief Agrees","author":"Mark NC","date":"11\/16\/2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Throughout his occupation of the White House, Donald Trump has impressively proven his steadfast dependability on staying focused on issues that have little to no relevance to the American people. 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