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I thought I was being funny when I made this:<\/p>\n

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But, as usual, reality trumps comedy: From ashes to ashes, at Disneyland<\/a><\/p>\n

On Friday, workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted a guest on the ride sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water, prompting them to close the attraction and alert police […] the episode was a case of the surreptitious scattering of human ashes.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought I was being funny when I made this: But, as usual, reality trumps comedy: From ashes to ashes, at Disneyland On Friday, workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted a guest on the ride sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water, prompting them to close the attraction and alert police […] the episode […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,1,3,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-culture","category-general","category-graphix","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-aI","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":41148,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=41148","url_meta":{"origin":664,"position":0},"title":"Trump Suffers Severe Obama Derangement Fit, Incoherently Babbles that ‘Obama Had Child Separation’","author":"Mark NC","date":"4\/9\/2019","format":false,"excerpt":"The rapid and public decline in Donald Trump's mental state is a frightening display of the fragility of his mind and cognitive infirmity. 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