{"id":66502,"date":"2025-06-14T11:56:08","date_gmt":"2025-06-14T18:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=66502"},"modified":"2025-06-14T14:28:45","modified_gmt":"2025-06-14T21:28:45","slug":"trump-hypes-his-puerile-perade-as-tv-networks-and-the-weather-conspire-to-depose-his-maga-sty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=66502","title":{"rendered":"Trump Hypes His Puerile ‘Perade’ as TV Networks and the Weather Conspire to Depose His MAGA-STY"},"content":{"rendered":"

The big day has finally arrived when Donald Trump gets his long craved charade …er… parade paying homage to his self-declared magnificence. Although it may not materialize in quite the way that he imagined. In his pursuit to be coronated as America’s first monarch, Trump has been doing his best to earn the title. And as usual, his best is pretty damn pitiful.<\/p>\n

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In just the last week “King”<\/em> Trump has deployed Marines to the streets of Los Angeles, called for Gov. Gavin Newsom to be arrested, said nothing when the Speaker of the House called for Newsom to be tarred and feathered, directed the arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka and the indictment of Rep. LaMonica McIver, approved of Sen. Alex Padilla being tackled and handcuffed by his FBI, and flip-flpped on his own mass deportation policy.<\/p>\n

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So imagine how disappointed Trump will be when his parade is received with less than the unanimous acclaim of his loyal subjects. Much less. Consequently, he is pulling out all the stops to promote the event. Recognizing that God is among the conspirators plotting to spoil his birthday bash, he posted the following comment on his failing Twitter ripoff, Truth Social<\/a><\/strong>, to encourage his faithful to attend, despite the dangerous weather forecast. Unfortunately, his inbred ignorance resulted in his promotion of a “perade.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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TRUMP: "A rainy day PERADE brings good luck." ?In that case, best of luck today, birthday baby.<\/p>\n

— News Corpse (@newscorpse.bsky.social)<\/a> 2025-06-14T16:08:27.633Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n