{"id":66640,"date":"2025-07-04T12:47:03","date_gmt":"2025-07-04T19:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=66640"},"modified":"2025-07-04T12:47:03","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T19:47:03","slug":"trump-plans-a-ufc-fight-at-the-white-house-to-bring-it-more-of-that-trump-class-and-dignity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=66640","title":{"rendered":"Trump Plans a UFC Fight at the White House to Bring it More of that Trump Class and Dignity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Following his triumphant mission to terminate health insurance for nearly 12 million Americans, while cutting taxes for billionaires and exploding the national debt, Donald Trump has quickly pivoted to a new project that is certain to shower the nation in the stately grandeur that makes so many citizens proud.<\/p>\n

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During a campaign style rally in Iowa, Trump announced his intention to stage an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) event at the White House. This is the sort of august affair that is consistent with Trump’s other recent enhancements to the People’s House, such as two giant flag poles, the paving over of the Rose Garden, the hanging of his mugshot paintings, and refurbishing the Oval Office with faux-gold ornaments and d\u00e9cor. All in an effort to encourage pride and patriotism.<\/p>\n

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Where would the nation be without Trump’s lofty facade of MAGA-sterial munificence? The elegance that he exudes with every utterance was evident as he thrilled his cult followers at the State Fair in Des Moines with news of his latest sleazy spectacle…<\/p>\n

“We\u2019re going to have a UFC fight. Does anybody watch UFC? The great Dana White? We\u2019re going to have a UFC fight. We\u2019re going to have a UFC fight \u2014 think of this on the grounds of the White House. We have a lot of land there. We\u2019re going to build a little \u2014 we\u2019re not, Dana is going to do it. Dana is great, one of a kind \u2014 going to be a UFC fight, championship fight, full fight, like 20,000 to 25,000 people, and we\u2019re going to do that as part of \u2018250\u2019 also.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Trump: "We're gonna have a UFC fight on the grounds on the White House … we're gonna do that as part of 250."<\/p>\n

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)<\/a> 2025-07-04T01:13:18.000Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n