{"id":67305,"date":"2025-08-30T13:16:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-30T20:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67305"},"modified":"2025-08-30T13:20:39","modified_gmt":"2025-08-30T20:20:39","slug":"fox-news-is-hot-on-the-trail-of-the-presidential-health-story-bill-clintons-not-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67305","title":{"rendered":"Fox News is Hot on the Trail of the Presidential Health Story – Bill Clinton’s, Not Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"

The assortments of “firsts” <\/strong> achieved by Donald Trump is extraordinarily long, and littered mainly by affairs most often associated with shame and disgrace. For instance, he is the first president to be impeached twice; the first to have been convicted of felonies; the first to have been adjudicated as a rapist; the first to engage in the flagrant profiteering of the presidency. And that’s an abridged list.<\/p>\n

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Another milestone achieved by Trump is that he is currently first among the most elderly American presidents. Now at 79, Trump is showing his age. He noticeably hobbles to and from his planes and limousines. And recent photos have shown him with severe bruises on his hands and badly swollen ankles. Both of which can be symptoms of more serious ailments. Yet he refuses to release detailed medical reports from his annual physicals. Although, he does frequently boast about his alleged mental acuity in a manner that is more revealing of cognitive dysfunction than clarity.<\/p>\n

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Naturally, Fox News is vigorously pursuing the timely and relevant story of the health of an American president. Just like they did when Joe Biden had the job. Except for one little thing. The president whose health they are probing is Bill Clinton, who left office 27 years ago. According to Fox News<\/a><\/strong>…<\/p>\n

“Former President Bill Clinton is facing questions about his health after he was spotted in the Hamptons with what appeared to be a portable defibrillator. Photographs show someone accompanying the 79-year-old Democrat and his wife, Hillary, carrying what appeared to be a medical device.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fox News notes that “In 2004, he underwent quadruple bypass surgery. [And that] Years later, in 2010, he had another heart surgery in which he received coronary stents.”<\/em> And demonstrating their journalistic bona fides, Fox News Digital “contacted Katz\u2019s Delicatessen to verify Clinton\u2019s order.”<\/em> Watch out Woodward and Bernstein!<\/p>\n

While Fox News was nailing down this epic scoop, the phrase “#TrumpIsDead”<\/em> was a trending topic on Twitter\/X for several hours. Obviously that isn’t true, but the reactions have been entertaining. The left is fake-celebrating, with clear knowledge that it’s a joke. MAGA, on the other hand, is furiously debunking it as if it were a serious news story.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Trump isn’t helping matters by declaring his hopes of going to Heaven<\/a><\/strong>. “I want to try to get to Heaven if possible,”<\/em> Trump grumbled. “I\u2019m hearing I\u2019m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.”<\/em> Why is he suddenly fretting about his fate in the afterlife? Does he know something?<\/p>\n

Trump makes the ascension to Heaven sound like it’s a prize to be won on a reality TV game show, like the one that he used to host. What’s more, he wasn’t seen in public for five days, until Sunday when the White House allowed him to be photographed on his way to his golf resort in Virginia. And even in that staged photo-op<\/a><\/strong> he didn’t look particularly well, and wasn’t seen golfing.<\/p>\n

And yet, 79 year old Bill Clinton, with a history of heart problems, is seen with an aide carrying a medical device, and the MAGA media goes apeshit? They never bother to explore the very real health concerns of their Dear Leader, that actually ought to trouble them. But if Clinton or Biden get a pimple it dominates the news cycle for three weeks.<\/p>\n

If Trump were to actually shuffle off this mortal coil, Fox News would likely report it as bad cold. And Trump’s cult followers would insist that he was still alive and partying with JFK Jr. Or worse, they would accuse some innocent Democrat of assassinating him. They are, if nothing else, imaginative.<\/p>\n

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