{"id":67753,"date":"2025-09-27T11:31:32","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T18:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67753"},"modified":"2025-09-27T11:31:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T18:31:32","slug":"field-marshall-trump-orders-his-secretary-of-war-to-use-full-force-against-martian-terrorists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67753","title":{"rendered":"Field Marshall Trump Orders His Secretary of ‘War’ to Use ‘Full Force’ Against Martian Terrorists"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay. You think the headline above is ridiculous? Maybe. But it is no more ridiculous than the actual news that Donald Trump made Saturday morning when he posted a bizarre and troubling comment on his failing Twitter ripoff, Truth Social<\/a><\/strong>. And even though he posts bizarre and troubling comments daily, this one sinks to new lows.<\/p>\n

Click here to post this article on Twitter<\/a> or Click here to post on Bluesky<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Donald<\/p>\n

Perhaps a more realistic headline would read “Trump Authorizes Troops to Use ‘Full Force’ Against American Citizens that He Thinks are Members of a Fake Terrorist Group Called Antifa.”<\/em> But while that is more realistic, it is just as ridiculous precisely because it’s real. And it exposes the depths of Trump’s dangerous and severe derangement. Not that we haven’t seen that before.<\/p>\n

SEE THIS: WHO\u2019S DERANGED? Trump on Biden Clones, Transgender Mice, Autopens, and His Own Mental Anguish<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The comment that Trump posted was a brief, two sentence announcement that he has exercised his duties as Commander-in-Chief to threaten the people of Portland, Oregon, that he says has been “ravaged”<\/em> by war. He wrote<\/a><\/strong> that…<\/p>\n

“At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Let’s break that down for clarity, shall we? Trump began his decree by assigning the instigation of this order to his puppy-killing Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem. Then, at her urging, he ordered his utterly unqualified Secretary of War (a Cabinet position that doesn’t exist), Pete Hegseth, to dispatch “all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland,”<\/em> which is neither ravaged, nor engaged in war.<\/p>\n

Trump continued to explain that the reason for this military mission is to vanquish the completely fictional Antifa, which is just an ideology that opposes his favorite form of government, fascism. He recently designated Antifa as “domestic terrorists,”<\/em> which he has no legal authority to do.<\/p>\n

Trump closes with the most disturbing part of his harangue. He is “authorizing Full Force”<\/em> against the residents of Portland, who are, of course, Americans. This is the first time that a “president”<\/em> has ever suggested the use of deadly military force against American citizens simply because he disagrees with them. This invasion of Portland is on-brand for Trump who hates most of America. His Secretary of Propaganda, Karoline Leavitt, recently admitted that he only wants to deploy troops to Democratic-run cities<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Trump might as well be going into battle against KAOS, under the leadership of Maxwell Smart. His enemies are fake. His response is over-the-top. And this is just the military flank of his war against his political foes. He has already unleashed his legal armies against Democrats and their supporters, threatening to prosecute them for daring to oppose his MAGA-sty. And if he isn’t stopped, we are all potentially next in line.<\/p>\n

\n

Trump is preparing to sic his pseudo Justice Department on prominent donors to Democrats (Soros and Hoffman, both coincidentally Jewish?) in order to shut down his political opposition. Like any good fascist would do.<\/p>\n

— News Corpse (@newscorpse.bsky.social)<\/a> 2025-09-27T17:00:45.241Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n