{"id":67930,"date":"2025-10-07T12:17:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-07T19:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67930"},"modified":"2025-10-07T12:27:35","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T19:27:35","slug":"lolol-jimmy-kimmel-crushes-trump-in-poll-despite-having-no-talent-or-ratings-according-to-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67930","title":{"rendered":"LOLOL: Jimmy Kimmel Crushes Trump in Poll Despite Having No Talent or Ratings (According to Trump)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing is more devastating to Donald Trump than any affront to his massive yet fragile ego. He is perpetually obsessed with numbers related to his public profile: crowd size, ratings and polls. And he refers to them incessantly, generally citing only those that are flagrantly biased in his favor, misrepresenting their findings, or simply making them up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=LOLOL: Jimmy Kimmel Crushes Trump in Poll Despite Having No Talent or Ratings (According to Trump)%0D&#038;url=https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67930\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to post this article on Twitter<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/intent\/compose?text=LOLOL: Jimmy Kimmel Crushes Trump in Poll Despite Having No Talent or Ratings (According to Trump)%20https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67930\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to post on Bluesky<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-stocks-crashing.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump, Stock Market\" width=\"550\" height=\"296\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44433\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lately Trump has taken a special interest in late night comedy shows on TV. Particularly Jimmy Kimmel Live, whose program Trump managed to get suspended for a few days because Kimmel dared to tell jokes that revealed the truth about Trump. When Kimmel was brought back on Trump suffered a severe emotional breakdown, manifesting in a barrage of typically Trumpian insults and threats&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE THIS: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67674\" target=\"_blank\">Toddler Trump Throws Tantrum, Threatens to Sue ABC for Restoring Jimmy Kimmel and Free Speech<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ever since his return to the air, Kimmel has demonstrated that he has not been intimidated by the Trump regime and has no intention of softening his comedic approach to the Crybaby-in-Chief. On Monday night Kimmel&#8217;s monologue (video below) featured a poll wherein Trump was soundly beaten by Kimmel in approval ratings. This is just the sort of news that leads to a Trump meltdown. Kimmel began by saying that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;According to YouGov, which is a serious polling site, I am more popular than the president of the United States. Remember the guy who keeps saying I have no ratings? Well, that makes two of us.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They polled more than a 1,000 people and I lead Trump by 16 points. I&#8217;m at plus 3, he&#8217;s at minus 13. It&#8217;s nice, but considering the fact that I&#8217;m not a convicted felon, a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, and I&#8217;ve never paid off a porn star, or sent a team of masked goons into a park to pull an old lady away from her grandchildren, I feel like my rating should be higher maybe than this. At this point finding a toenail in your salad has a 7 point lead over Donald Trump.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"bluesky-embed\" data-bluesky-uri=\"at:\/\/did:plc:fviqe3xscfdntuwbuzppqetg\/app.bsky.feed.post\/3m2mlk6cusk2z\" data-bluesky-cid=\"bafyreicqxke6mrtr3yfcgnpn7yftwvznjmnrwl56jbt5wpdm4yozqa6qju\">\n<p lang=\"en\">JIMMY KIMMEL BEATS TRUMP!&#34;According to YouGov, which is a serious polling site, I am more popular than the president of the United States. Remember the guy who keeps saying I have no ratings? Well, that makes two of us.&#34;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:fviqe3xscfdntuwbuzppqetg?ref_src=embed\">News Corpse (@newscorpse.bsky.social)<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:fviqe3xscfdntuwbuzppqetg\/post\/3m2mlk6cusk2z?ref_src=embed\">2025-10-07T16:51:14.695Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.bsky.app\/static\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>OUCH! Kimmel makes a good point about his ratings being the low side despite the fact that he isn&#8217;t a repulsive slimeball with a criminal record. Kimmel still surpasses Trump handily even after all of Trump&#8217;s slanderous outrage and relentless and defamatory efforts to muddy up Kimmel&#8217;s reputation. And yet, Kimmel continues to take the high road and express a little sympathy for poor baby Trump&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I hope he doesn&#8217;t see this. You know I don&#8217;t like to upset him. But I think he might be upset because the White House put out a statement this afternoon &#8211; this is a real statement.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8216;Over 77 million Americans showed up on election day to cast their ballots for president Donald J. Trump, who is delivering on his overwhelming mandate to put America first. Jimmy Kimmel prays every night to garner a fraction of that support to keep his show on air after ratings dropped 64% last week. Sad!&#8217;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You know what else is sad? That the president of the United States has a lower approval rating than Diddy and diarrhea. That\u2019s what\u2019s sad. If he&#8217;s looking to improve his approval ratings, I have an idea. Release the Epstein files.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Trump is unlikely to take Kimmel&#8217;s advice. But that&#8217;s only because he knows that his name is plastered all over the pages of the Epstein files. Which is also why Trump is constantly trying to change the subject to distract the American people. He&#8217;s sending military troops to invade several peaceful American cities. He&#8217;s blowing up possibly innocent fisherman in the Caribbean. And he orchestrated a government shutdown that will cause real harm for millions of Americans.<\/p>\n<p>But at least they won&#8217;t be talking about the Epstein files. Oh, wait. They still are.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DmyWJAs29RU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED STORIES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67416\" target=\"_blank\">GOOD NEWS: Trump is \u2018Swimming with the Fishes\u2019 According to the Aggregate of His Dismal Polling<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67595\" target=\"_blank\">Trump\u2019s 97% Solution is Further Evidence of His Declining Mental Acuity and Pathological Lying<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=67844\" target=\"_blank\">Trump Unites America \u2013 In Opposition to His Shutdown and His Skyrocketing Healthcare Costs<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Be sure to visit and follow News Corpse<br \/>\non <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NewsCorpse\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/NewsCorpse\/\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/newscorpse.bsky.social\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.threads.net\/@newscorpse\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Threads<\/a>.<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>And check out my books on Amazon:<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2aOYFpM\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"\">Fox Nation vs. Reality:<br \/>\nThe Fox News Cult of Ignorance.<\/a><\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Thanks so much for your support.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing is more devastating to Donald Trump than any affront to his massive yet fragile ego. He is perpetually obsessed with numbers related to his public profile: crowd size, ratings and polls. And he refers to them incessantly, generally citing only those that are flagrantly biased in his favor, misrepresenting their findings, or simply making [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44433,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[554,1468,1219,430],"class_list":["post-67930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","tag-donald-trump","tag-humor","tag-jimmy-kimmel","tag-polls"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-stocks-crashing.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-hFE","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":70078,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70078","url_meta":{"origin":67930,"position":0},"title":"Stephen Colbert&#8217;s Audience Flocks to Jimmy Kimmel, While CBS Suffers a Massive Ratings Decline","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/5\/2026","format":false,"excerpt":"The first full week of ratings for network late night television since \"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert\" went dark have been released. 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