{"id":68791,"date":"2026-02-04T14:35:28","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T22:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=68791"},"modified":"2026-02-09T04:32:26","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T12:32:26","slug":"the-daily-shows-jordan-klepper-meets-melania-moviegoers-it-totally-bombed-i-did-the-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=68791","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Show’s Jordan Klepper Meets Melania Moviegoers (It Totally Bombed. I Did the Math)"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the most consistent features of Donald Trump’s severely impaired persona is his compulsion to exalt himself at every opportunity. He does so with no regard whatsoever for any factual basis. His representations of alleged success are wildly overblown and riddled with inflated – and often just made up – numbers. When asked for verification he responds with angry insults and wanders off.<\/p>\n

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This past weekend Trump celebrated the premiere of the CROCKumentary about his former mistress, and current wife, Melania. He described it<\/a><\/strong> on his dedicated propaganda platform, Truth Social<\/a><\/strong>, as a “BLOCKBUSTER! [that is] on track for best opening weekend of any documentary in last 10 years”<\/em> Which, typically for Trump, is a blatant lie.<\/p>\n

SEE THIS: Melania Trump Crocumentary Crew Want Their Names Removed From Credits and Hope the Film Flops<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The film has already broken records. However, not the ones that anyone would brag about. It has achieved an abysmal rating of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes<\/a><\/strong>. And on IMDB<\/a><\/strong> it is scored as the “The Lowest-Rated Movie Of All Time.”<\/em> But not to worry. Trump watched it twice and loved it. And the same is true for some MAGA cult followers who attended the premiere at the Trump<\/del> Kennedy Center. They were interviewed by Jordan Klepper of the Daily Show, who got some revealing commentaries…<\/p>\n

Attendee:<\/strong> Everyone loves that narrative arc where someone comes froma a small European country and ends up becoming the First Lady of the United States of America.
\nKlepper:<\/strong> It’s truly an immigrant story.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Exactly! A true immigrant story of a high fashion model who comes to America on a fraudulent visa, poses nude for a lot of money, and marries a nepo-billionaire. It’s the classic American rags to riches tale. Klepper also addresses the recent report that the director, Brett Ratner, was found in the Epstein files, and that his career was upended due to allegations of sexual abuse by numerous women. Which makes him a perfect fit for a film by the Trump family. In a hilarious display of mockery, Klepper entraps some oblivious attendees by simply saying “Me too.”<\/em><\/p>\n