{"id":69992,"date":"2026-05-20T14:30:58","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T21:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=69992"},"modified":"2026-05-20T14:37:03","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T21:37:03","slug":"totally-deranged-trump-thinks-that-if-jesus-counted-the-votes-he-would-have-won-in-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=69992","title":{"rendered":"TOTALLY DERANGED: Trump Thinks that If Jesus Counted the Votes, He would Have Won in California"},"content":{"rendered":"

The heartbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is that its sufferers mistakenly think that it’s a malady that inflicts people who frequently criticize Trump. Which makes no sense. That would be a sign rational coherence and good mental health.<\/p>\n

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In fact, TDS would be more accurately defined as a pathological disorder that causes one to virtually worship an aspiring cult leader with transparent moral and ethical impairments. And there appears to be a small but loud minority of TDS sufferers in America. Most prominently, Donald Trump himself.<\/p>\n

SEE THIS: Trump is APPALLED that Nobody is Talking About a CNN Poll With 100% Approval \u2013 That Doesn\u2019t Exist<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

On Wednesday morning Trump spoke to reporters on his way to assault Coast Guard cadets with an entirely inappropriate, partisan, self-exalting commencement speech. He spent most of his time praising himself, insulting Democrats, and lying about both. Very little of his address could be described as inspiring or patriotic.<\/p>\n

Among the symptoms of TDS is the compulsion to repeat incessantly claims that Trump won every election that he every ran in. In his demented perception all of his losses were the result of the elections being “rigged and stolen”<\/em> from him, despite his never having been able to produce a shred of evidence. He lost 60 court cases challenging election results.<\/p>\n

At the Coast Guard event Trump was having another episode of TDS panic. He was asked about the upcoming election in Los Angles for mayor, where Spencer Pratt, a reality TV goofball (just like Trump), is the candidate that Trump has embraced. Although he says that he doesn’t know Pratt, he supports him because he “heard he’s a big MAGA person.”<\/em> Which is the only criteria Trump requires to commit his support. Then Trump commenced to whining about rigged elections saying that…<\/p>\n

“You have a really rigged vote in California…You have all the mail-in ballots and everything else. It’s very hard to win because the elections are very dishonest. If we had Jesus Christ come down and count the votes, I would’ve won California. Because I do great with Hispanics. But it’s a rigged vote.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Trump: "If we had Jesus Christ come down and count the votes, I would've won California. But it's a rigged vote."<\/p>\n

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)<\/a> 2026-05-20T13:43:37.077Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n